T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Silverhoof 2,844]

eeeeNope.

TPAM has pony icons. and they talk to him. they tell him things...like its time to post again.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Huh...? TPAFM is after me.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Your number came up :3

 

TPAFM has read the Failed States Index and laughed when Pakistan came up.

[Aureity 3,055]

Nope, but it wouldn't be a surprise to me

 

TPAM does not think that's mean.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Maybe a little mean.

 

TPAfM is actually three ducks in a man costume.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Jadefire

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Four ducks

 

TPAFM is not voting in the US 2012 General Election

[Aureity 3,055]

Quack I mean....no.

 

...ninjad. Yes.

 

TPAM eats cookies with a fork.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Aureitas d'Aequitate

[Whiteshade 1,426]

No, why would I do that?

 

TPAM has swallowed benzene at some point this month

[Jadefire 2,797]

I don't remember what benzene is, so I'm gonna say maybe.

 

TPAfM enjoys long walks on the beach.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Jadefire

[Whiteshade 1,426]

No beach

 

Also, Benzene is a toxic hydrocarbon compound, that makes this cool ring thingy. But yeah, toxic...

 

TPAM fails at organic chemistry

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Only with a totally hot filly.

 

never took organic chem 101. knew better.

 

TPAM likes fig newtons.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Correct

 

TPAM has leg cramps atm

[Aureity 3,055]

Nope.

 

TPAM is getting tired.

[Raptor_a22 83]

nope.avi

 

The pony after me HAS EPIC SKILLZ

[Silverhoof 2,844]

YES, I do. I just hide them very well.

 

The pony after me has snorted pop out of his nose sometime in the last year...

[Jadefire 2,797]

I tried snorting coke once. Got an ice cube stuck in my nose. *badum-tish*

 

But no, I haven't snorted soda out my nose (thank god)

 

 

TPAfM likes the color pink.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Jadefire

[GingerSpice 22]

I think the color pink is alright, but it's not my favorite.

 

TPAM Likes to stay up late and play video games

[letterone 1,204]

Freaking true. Wow.

 

The pony after me is Iron Man.

[Bunni 1,075]

Nnope. Just the fractured bread ^^

 

[Forgot to add a TPAM sorry Silverhoof <3]

Edited May 20, 2012 by TheBrokenToast

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Oh Kaaaaay.

 

The pony after me would gladly eat a parasprite if he would be sent to Equestria as a pony.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

... How do I eat myself...? (Yeah I'd do it.)

 

TPAFM has a computer graveyard.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Nopety nope nope.

The pony after me likes AC/DC.

[Raptor_a22 83]

You are indeed correct.

 

The miniature brightly coloured Equestrian that appears below this statement highly enjoys the activity of imitating the speech patterns of an upper-class Englishman.

[Dany Heatley 160]

no..... I would If I could

 

TPAM is a hardcore drug addict

[Bunni 1,075]

Nnope.

 

TPAM is a cake.