T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Yes.

 

TPAFM has tried Pepsi Next.

[Krystal 1,468]

Yes

 

TPAM finds the commercial for Pepsi Next to be misleading

[Magicon 468]

I haven't seen it so I wouldn't know.

 

TPAM likes Coke more than Pepsi.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I like both, but that depends on what's readily available.

 

TPAFM mixes diet with non-diet.

[DeletedAcc 64]

False, I hate diet

 

TPAM plays Team Fortress 2

[Jadefire 2,797]

No, but I should probably try to get into it soon.

 

TPAfM has played Morrowind.

[Starshine 16,334]

Nope. I prefer GTA San Andreas

 

TPAM is currently eating something cheese flavored

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Incorrect

 

TPAM has cake

[Jadefire 2,797]

I wish.

 

TPAfM has ice cream.

[Krystal 1,468]

In the freezer, yes

 

TPAM is watching 30 Days of Night

[Jadefire 2,797]

No.

 

TPAfM is watching ponies.

[Xievie 498]

Watching Ponies HOW exactly? o_o

 

TPAM will explain to me what the game is. I don't understand it!

[Magicon 468]

If you mean "the game", then I just lost it and so did you.

 

TPAM has won the game.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.

 

TPAFM lost the game.

[Aureity 3,055]

...dangit.

 

TPAM does not know what the game is.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I do because I JUST LOST IT.

 

TPAM lost the game.

[Krystal 1,468]

The last poster wins game? Wrong.

 

TPAM wants a cookie.

[Magicon 468]

Nah, I already had.

 

TPAM has read some or all of the Sherlock Holmes mysteries.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I read some.

 

TPAfM is a sleuth.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Huh...?

 

TPAFM just had a "What the d@mn" moment.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I do all the time....

 

The pony after me will sing DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD with me.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I don't know that one.

 

TPAfM will sing the DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? song with me.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Don't know that one.

 

TPAM likes my sword, sword, my diamond sword, sword.

[Jadefire 2,797]

It's kinda pretty, I guess.

 

TPAfM is gonna do a little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, TPAfM is gonna do a little turn on the catwalk. (different song, but whatevs)

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Of course I will.

 

TPAM knows I am listning to the 10 hour loop of I CAN SWING MY SWORD.