T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Soviet Spy 31]

Oh yes I can. I am a master troll.

 

 

TPAM has killed the world on pandemic 2.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope, never did that.

 

TPAM is a lead-foot when he gets behind the wheel, Zoom Zoom!

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

False, speeding isn't something I do often

 

TPAM has a cat.  

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I wish! I can't even have one because I'm allergic to them!

 

TPAM likes cute, happy music.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yeah, you could say that.

 

TPAM has made dinner for a date before. and it was edible. and the date survived!

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

That would be a negative.  I listen to like depressing music and aggressive music, but never happy.  

 

TPAM wants a hug from Rarity.  

 

 

 

I wish! I can't even have one because I'm allergic to them!

 

TPAM likes cute, happy music.

 

Aw man, that sucks.  

[Zalgo 593]

Yes, yes I do

 

TPAM has a leg coming out of their left ear lobe.

Edited December 7, 2012 by Zalgo

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Ew...

 

TPAM doesn't have pierced ears.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

False, although I usually don't wear earrings

 

TPAM is on a laptop

[Rarietty 632]

Nope. Desktop.

 

TPAM actually kind of likes Youtube's new layout. 

[Soviet Spy 31]

Yeah, it's allright.

 

 

TPAM reads creepypastas (If you do tell me your favorite).

[Nightfall 3,950]

Nope.

 

TPAM knows what today is (in the US exclusively) without looking it up.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

... Can't remember, sorry.

 

TPAM thinks, and therefore is.

[Shiki 5,855]

No. I am a tulpa. Everyone else thinks, therefore I am.

 

TPAM is scientifically terrific.

[KBz 499]

Not really though.

 

TPAM has a Nintendo 64

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. I have a computer. I never even played with a Wii. Po little me.

 

TPAM played with GI Joes as a kid.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Nope, dinosaurs.

 

TPAM does not want Derpy delivering their mail

[Party Cannon 876]

False, I would love to see Derpy no matter what she is doing. I have been getting other people's mail lately on accident, so I think she already is. hahaha

 

TPAM would pay at least $44.50 USD to see MLP:FIM on ice.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Yes, even if I had to rob a bank.

 

TPAM thinks Chrysalis is best changeling.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

To be fair, I really do not know any other changelings so I guess that is technically correct.

 

TPAM is going to work today just like me.

[Party Cannon 876]

No. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

TPAM believes in ghosts.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope. But they do give me nightmares. (and Luna has never showed up to make things better!)

 

TPAM likes Rarity's inflatable luxury tent. you would own one if you could.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

LOL true

 

TPAM wants Scootaloo for a pet/little siser

[Party Cannon 876]

No, not allowed to own chickens in city limits. (zoning laws you know)

 

TPAM has never seen the film The Dogs of War.

[Soviet Spy 31]

You speak the truth.

 

 

TPAM loves Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That movie was a classic!