T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I don't play Call of Duty.

 

TPAM prefers capitalism over socialism.

 

NOPE! I cant answer that!

You failed to see the white text.

[Astrobrony 655]

Being half Canadian, I'm partial to both but slightly leaning capitalist.

 

TPAM doesn't own any Apple products

Edited June 21, 2013 by Astrobrony

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Correct

 

 

TPAM is interested in politics

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Kinda

 

TPAM is bored

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Yea,kinda.

 

TPAM is thirsty

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes! This water isn't helping!

 

TPAM thinks i am a loser!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

False

 

TPAM likes asking if people dislikes them

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Not really, it gets akward

 

TPAM hates akward moments

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes! That is why i try to speak as less as possible in front of people!

 

TPAM wants to get Action 52!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Maybe... it'd be a pretty good addition to my games collection...

 

 

TPAM eats live bats, but is not Ozzy Osbourne.

[Crystallize 279]

I was about to say yes, but I am Ozzy Osbourne, so no. (jk)

 

TPAM is currently procrastinating. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes! On so many things at this point!

 

TPAM is a ninja baseball batman!

[Steel Crescent 841]

No...

TPAM has an addiction to something.

[Solace 407]

true to ponies

 

tpam sleeps in a tub filled of melted cheese and hot sauce

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I wish!

 

TPAM knows what MIB means

[repsol rave 2,963]

pretty much

TPAM likes hardcore EDM

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope.

 

TPAM would still eat bacon in Equestria...and wouldn't care what other ponies thought.

[repsol rave 2,963]

yup

nobody can take away my bacon

TPAM hates bacon

[Transblitz 129]

How dare you accuse me of such an act!

TPAM loves The Room

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

What?

 

TPAM would like it if they could rule the world.

[Transblitz 129]

Eh, too much work. Besides, Queen Chrysalis already tried. Defeated with love....Kinda like being slapped with a Daffodil Sandwich.

TPAM stole Celestia's crown

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Sure did! I hid in an alternate human dimension...but Celestia sent a film crew and her faithful student through to get it and...

 

if TPAM was the Lion in Madagascar, he would have eaten the Zebra...best friend or not.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Maybe.

 

TPAM is OP.

[Esk 201]

No.

 

TPAM lives in the good ol' USA.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Yes, but I might want to move to New Zealand sometime after a decade.

 

TPAM wishes Equestria is real.