Worst slogans you've ever seen

[long gone 8,929]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv9bQ-siFKg

 

"If it were any more real, it'd be real." So... the outside?

[PixelJadke 3]

Commercial: "Joy is a gift..."

Me: "Mmm.. not necessarily, but it can be."

Commercial: "...and this is the box it comes in." *displays McDonald's box*

Me: ".........Really?!"

 

I don't know why that gets on my nerves so much... >.>

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

I forgot to mention Six Flags changing from the original and somewhat creative "More Flags, More Fun" campaign to the utterly generic "Go Big". Reminds me why I'm more of a fan of Cedar Fair parks.

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,929]

Tell me the worst Chevy slogan and we'll see if any cars stop  

[Dreambiscuit 10,091]

 “Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.” I mean, double negatives? Really?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

“Head On, apply directly to the forehead, Head On, apply directly to the forehead, Head On, apply directly to the forehead,“

[Megas 27,765]

On 2014-04-04 at 12:42 AM, Megas said:

The Nintendo DS

 

"Touching is good"

It’s still this, though the thing wound up being Nintendo’s best selling console so it must’ve done something right 

[ZiggWheelsManning 10,929]

8 hours ago, Megas said:

It’s still this, though the thing wound up being Nintendo’s best selling console so it must’ve done something right 

It requires the touching screen  

[Retro*Derpy 3,194]

A local bank has "Fraud is here and so are we" on a yellow/black background. It seems so daunting, like rather than protecting you from fraud they're teaming up with it. 

[Envy 6,192]

I'm going to give a political slogan, but I have no intention of posting in a political context.

DeSantis's "Make America Florida"

CRINGE, so cringe. Like it's just ripping off of Trump's slogan but then makes it even worse. Like using Florida in that grammatical sense is absurd. The slogan comes off as extremely lazy and like "Seriously? You're going with that?" Now I don't know if it is actually his official slogan.

Also, what happens in Florida can stay in Florida. It is perhaps the most undesirable state in the USA for me. Also it's hated so much that a poll of which states hate which states the most shows Florida hating itself more than any other state. Nope, we definitely DON'T want to "Florida" the rest of the US.

[Megas 27,765]

On 2023-05-07 at 10:12 AM, Envy said:

I'm going to give a political slogan, but I have no intention of posting in a political context.

DeSantis's "Make America Florida"

CRINGE, so cringe. Like it's just ripping off of Trump's slogan but then makes it even worse. Like using Florida in that grammatical sense is absurd. The slogan comes off as extremely lazy and like "Seriously? You're going with that?" Now I don't know if it is actually his official slogan.

Also, what happens in Florida can stay in Florida. It is perhaps the most undesirable state in the USA for me. Also it's hated so much that a poll of which states hate which states the most shows Florida hating itself more than any other state. Nope, we definitely DON'T want to "Florida" the rest of the US.

I think being like Florida is the last thing anyone wants if it means getting pummeled by The Mouse lol

Edited May 9, 2023 by Megas