Weird ways you've injured yourself?

[Revertz 159]

I was walking down a case of wooden stairs on the outside of my friend's house. My hand was in the railing at just the right angle, and a 3inch piece of wood got jammed underneath my nail.

 

I had to get it removed at the ER

ahhhhhhhhhhh OUCH OUCH OUCH i shivered just thinking about this. hows your finger now?

[Fender 1,283]

@@Frith is Magick, 

 

Heh, I have had to go to the hospital for my cuts...only reason I still have my knives is because of a silver tongue.

[Sir Fluffernutter 435]

I gave myself a first degree burn from having my aunt's overheating laptop on my lap while wearing boxers. I'm pretty pathetic, I know.

[Quill Waver 1,408]

I was seven years old and I was chopping wood when the head of the ax flew off the handle, into the wood, ricocheted off into a saw-blade, which fell over and knocked the twenty-pound log onto by foot...

 

And to this day, I think: "Of all the ways I could have gotten cut and I get a crushed foot instead."

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I ran into a parked car awith my bike and got broke my femur. x)

 

Haven't rode a bike since.

Edited April 11, 2014 by Dattebayo

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 638]

I broke my ring finger by catching a football. NO, I HEARD other football injuries very fatal or brutal like getting tattled and crushed, breaking your arms, breaking legs, concussions, cracked skulls, busted knees, broken hands, etc. etc. etc.

 

BUT ME HOWEVER, It was I think Mother's day or something, and my dad was tossing a football around with my cousins. I actually hate sports and football, but I was like "why not" and decided to catch the football as well, just to join in with my fam. When my dad tossed me the football, I was running backwards and jumped up and ALMOST caught the football until it bounced off my ring finger and middle finger. At first, I thought they were stoved and then after awhile, the pain went away a little bit, I then continued catching the football o,o a few hours later, my ring finger swelled up and turned black and blue. 

 

I went to the hospital for x-rays and turns out it was broke .-. and broken PRETTY GOOD too. Funny thing is, it only felt stoved. Of course me, out of everyone, breaks their finger from catching a damn football .-.

[ChoroChii 284]

Trying to open a soup packet with a knife. 

[squareyes 153]

Warning: bit of a gory story

 

Well for some reason when on holiday in Italy with familly; I tripped over on some stairs in Pomeii and somehow managed to rip of a chunk of flesh off my big toe. It was hanging off a bit of skin still attached to my toe. I was so confused how this was even possible that I just laughed. By the way, it wasn't as bad as it may seem; I didn't need to go to the hospital and my body sorted the problem out within three days.

[Dattebayo 2,850]

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AH, you f*cking guy, thanks for the imagery! xD

One time.I was.running down this giant ramp that lead to the playground during reccess...I tripped on my shoelace (I never tied my shoe) and toppled down the very long ramp like a ninja star (imagine it. That was me).

 

So, I got off easy with 2 broken ankles.

I had to wear 2 leg casts and could only walk with crutches and assistance.

 

But...my mom was nowhere to be seen and I really needed to piss, so I decided to go on my own.

 

I got.up, crutches ready, standing straight up...and slowly fell forwards like.a plank.

Broke my dumb a$$ toe.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

I remember clamping my laptop on my fingers once.

Then there was the time where i burned myself on hot water. Thrice...

Then there was the time where i cut my finger on a VHS box. And it wasn't even broken!

Then there was the time where i scratched my chin at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Then there was the time where i was in a shopping mall, cut my finger at the entrance of one of the stores and went to a sushi bar of all places to cover my cut with papers.

[SwigglySwiggly 358]

Dismounted my Penny Board while skating down a slope.

I stopped right in front of my board, the problem was... it didn't stop.

Got stabbed in the Achilles heel by my own penny board.

[Magical Anarchy 177]

So i was chewing my finger for hours upon end, not even noticing how fast the time had flown by and 4 hours later... I almost chewed my finger off....almost

[Shift 4,272]

I cut my thumb on a very slippery railing a few years ago in school.

 

I have no idea how it happened, but I had to go to the nurse.

 

But hey, I got out of doing some algebra.

[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

Laughing so hard and choking 

[Rift enchanted 380]

It may not be too weird. Us it's the only time I've injured myself.

 

You know those big spider webs on school playground. I tried walking on the edge no hands thinking I could make it across. I slipped and my body was sore all over. But the main injury was I got a black eye, and it somehow started bleeding. But yeah I just needed a nice pack and it healed in a week

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

It might not be out of the ordinary, but I was sliding on one of those gliders they typically have in a jungle gym, I fell backwards and I broke my arm pretty badly, I had a cast on for the rest of that year. And this was 10 years ago! My how time flies!

[Bon_Bon 87]

A bolling ball fell on my foot. I was on crutches for 6 months

[mars 4,862]

When I was younger, my sister and I were playing on the treadmill. We were having fun, and someone had the bright idea to put the dog on the fastest speed to let him run. He tried his best, but it was going too fast. I leapt over to the treadmill, and grabbed the dog. But now before my barefoot got caught. I now have a small burn scar on my right foot.

[K.K. Slider 391]

I was climbing a building in Nagasaki, Japan and put my hand on a ledge with an unusually sharp piece of concrete jutting out of it. Here's some icky photos of the results -

 

 

 

Edited April 13, 2014 by K.K. Slider