If another species had committed the same sins of Humanity?

[Bendy 1,821]

Note: Sorry for bringing up The Conversion Bureau again. But this is one of the many things that annoys me about many TCB fan fictions. 

 

If another sapient alien species (their home worlds are also post apocalyptic in the TCB) had committed the same sins of Humanity. By using 'Borg TCB logic' you'd have to convert them too into Ponies.

 

So wouldn't the Ponies have to wipe out countless sapient species just because they are apparently 'evil'? When in truth they are just trying to survive their environment.

 

Another reason why TCB Ponies are jerks.

Edited April 26, 2014 by Rush

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Well, off topic, dolphins are the only species on Earth other than humans that rape,torture,and kill for fun and out of boredom. Routinely.

So yeah. Dolphins are twice as sinned as humans.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I never liked the conversion bureau as the human weapons in that fanfic did not function properly.

 

And any other sapient creature living in a hostile environment would evolve to do the same thing. And as dattebayo already said, even on our own home world we are not the only ones.

[Bendy 1,821]

I never liked the conversion bureau as the human weapons in that fanfic did not function properly.

 

In ATCB they do, lots of Newfoal Zombie Ponies running into machines to be killed. 

 

 

 

 

And any other sapient creature living in a hostile environment would evolve to do the same thing. And as dattebayo already said, even on our own home world we are not the only ones.

 

Exactly. Which makes these TCB Ponies behave like the Reapers from Mass Effect. 

 

TCB Pony: Without our intervention, Humanity is doomed. We are your salvation.

 

 

I made this awhile go. A little comedy for TCB.

 

Edited April 26, 2014 by Rush

[SilverStarApple 849]

Basically, the pangea-continent of Equestria teleports onto Earth, between America and England. There's a rapidly-expanding magic field around Equestria, humans disintegrate upon contact. Ponies and animals are fine. Oh, and Celestia has known about these worlds for years, and has been travelling between the worlds to steal whatever technology she deems worthy of Equestria. Humans can go to Conversion Bureaus, wait in line, and be transformed into a pony. Except... You're actually transformed into a 'Newfoal', a lobotomized and brain-damaged creature, permanently happy and suited to nothing other than earing grass and staring off into space like a moronic cow, or hard labour when the war is over. Celestia hides behind an untouchable veil of Diplomatic Immunity, Divine Right and "I'm a god who thinks she has a DBZ-tier power level, so do whatever I say!", while waiting for the magic field(Which she expanded herself) to eliminate any resistance so she can merrily skip across the fields of ashes and conquer everything under her name, erase and censor anything she doesn't like, and generally keep being an evil tyrant monster controlling an equally-evil human-hating populace.

 

Sounds like a totally kickass awesomesauce Evil!Celestia and Evil!Ponies VS Humanity Epic war story, right? Full of humanity's awesomeness, their fighting spirit and ingenuity, and their will to survive and overcome anything? Surely they won't just roll over and play dead while awaiting the end, right?

 

*Insert NOPE.AVI here*

 

Humans are portrayed as being wrong and evil and hateful for simply wanting to survive, the ponies are all PAINFULLY OOC human-hating racist monsters that make Daleks from Doctor Who and The Reapers from Mass Effect look sane, the World's Governments are convinced they can 'Wait it out' while decrying any human resistance as 'Unauthorized terrorism', and everyone is terrified of Celestia . Oh, and Celly doesn't really raise the sun all the time, that's just one of the many propagandas she feeds her country. And this fic was made before Season 2, so they can't even beg Discord for help. The Ponies want to enslave Humanity, wipe out everything they've ever achieved and accomplished, enslave and lobotomize humanity to use them as work-slaves, plunder anything they can get from Earth, and then conquer all of Earth, add it to Equestria, then forget all about it and pretend it's always been that way. And they'll willingly tell their foals and grandfoals that.

 

One more thing: The original author, a relatively sane guy who was unlucky enough to begin writing this, didn't like the hate he was getting for writing this fic, so he gave the reins over to some psychotic human-hating comment-deleting cannot-take-criticism chick who really does wish the events of her fics would happen, and openly says so.

 

It is, without a doubt, the worst piece of preachy, anti-human, pro-genocide, racist, misanthropic and boring pile of absolute rubbish I have ever seen.

 

By the way, the fic totally sucks.

 

Now, I have no problem with Ponies VS Humanity, or Evil!Humanity VS Ponies, or Evil!Ponies VS Humanity, or even Evil!Humanity VS Evil!Ponies. One side can be evil and unlikable, and even both sides can be somewhat evil in their quest to destroy the other. And sides can be evil, while still being interesting or even cool. Some Star Wars fans rooted for The Empire. Heck, some Code Geass fans even rooted for the Holy Brittanian Empire! But The Conversion Bureau has Evil!Ponies VS Weak!Humanity, and the author and narration keep insisting it's "The Pure Pony Master Race VS The Evil Polluting Warlike Human Scum. ...Who aren't even that warlike for some reason even though we say they are. They don't jump at the chance for Total War when the Magic Anti-Human field expands... Which they really should have."

 

Honestly, TCB Authors could make it Evil!Ponies VS Vulcans, or even Care Bears, and somehow manage to find it within themselves to insist that the Vulcans and Care Bears are in the wrong for trying to defend themselves.

[Bendy 1,821]

Now, I have no problem with Ponies VS Humanity, or Evil!Humanity VS Ponies, or Evil!Ponies VS Humanity, or even Evil!Humanity VS Evil!Ponies. One side can be evil and unlikable, and even both sides can be somewhat evil in their quest to destroy the other. And sides can be evil, while still being interesting or even cool. Some Star Wars fans rooted for The Empire. Heck, some Code Geass fans even rooted for the Holy Brittanian Empire! But The Conversion Bureau has Evil!Ponies VS Weak!Humanity, and the author and narration keep insisting it's "The Pure Pony Master Race VS The Evil Polluting Warlike Human Scum. ...Who aren't even that warlike for some reason even though we say they are. They don't jump at the chance for Total War when the Magic Anti-Human field expands... Which they really should have."

 

What happens in some ATCB (Pro Human Alternative Conversion Bureau) like "The Conversion Bureau: The Other Side of the Spectrum" canon Ponies like from the show come to Humanity's aid against the Evil Conversion Bureau Ponies. While at same time there's even TCB Ponies fighting on Humanity's side. Also in the ATCB TCB story Celestia enslaves the minds of not just Humans, but her own Ponies that stood up against her.

 

You could basically sum up TCB like this.

 

Kill all Humans, because Humans are evil. Barrier slowly expands (made or not made from Ponies) across Earth to kill all Humans and melt away buildings, because the Ponies were too much of a wimp to fight war conventionally. With the only way to 'save' Humanity is by turning all Humanity into timid, girly girl Ponies and rid them of their evil 'Humanity'.

 

TCB  Princess Celestia uses invincibility cheat, so no Human can kill her.And every single one of the Ponies apparently could never sympathize for Humanity in not wanting to see their species go extinct. Because all Humans are evil, at least according to Celestia's misanthropic propaganda.

 

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At least in ATCB Humanity can win or lose, depends on the story. Almost never does Humanity win in non ATCB. And when we do lose in ATCB, we don't go quietly into the night. We go out in blaze and glory on our feet, not lying on the ground accepting our fate.

Edited April 26, 2014 by Rush