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Since we've gotten down that Spider-Man would kick Batman's ass, I'll nerf him and then get a stronger foe.

 

This is movie Spider-Man against New 52 Bane. I still think Spider-Man wins via webbing spam

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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Let's first say that Bane isn't as dumb as Lizard is.


"Walk always in shadows, so that you will see your foes before they see you."


 


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Spider-Man, in any continuity, is leagues above Bane in any physical category. While Bane is smarter, that doesn't make up for the deficit (as Batman loses to Spider-Man, even though he's smarter than both Peter and Bane).


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Let's first say that Bane isn't as dumb as Lizard is.

The Lizard isn't dumb. Literally a minute before this scene, he created a bomb out of random shit he found in a lab

Wolverine comes in and shows them both who's boss :umad:

 

Naw, but seriously. Bane gets trolled, then webbed, then trolled sommore, then dangled from a street lamp ol

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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The Lizard isn't dumb. Literally a minute before this scene, he created a bomb out of random shit he found in a lab

Yeah. But Bane's still smarter than him' right? Spidey would probably beat him, but not without a fight.


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Yeah. But Bane's still smarter than him' right? Spidey would probably beat him, but not without a fight.

Ehhhhh....

 

Bane is a good tactician, but that doesn't apply here. Being smart won't help you much when Spider-Man covers you in enough webbing to make you look like a mummy


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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Ehhhhh....

 

Bane is a good tactician, but that doesn't apply here. Being smart won't help you much when Spider-Man covers you in enough webbing to make you look like a mummy

Makes sense. Web spamming op Rito pls nerf.

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I was only joking, but still almost every superhero has defeated every other superhero at least once. So spidey webbing him up doesn't really mean much... I'mnotbiased!

Every time Wolverine and Spider-Man fight, Spider-Man murks his ass

 

First time=Spider-Man pimpslapped him and Wolverine was down

Second time=Spider-Man bashed his head against a rock and could have killed him but chose not too

Third Time=Wolverine ends up pointing his claws at himself

Fourth Time=Spider-Man threw him out a window

Fifth Time=Wolverine lands a cheap shot because of Peter being distracted, even while bleeding, he managed to make Wolverine beg for mercy before passing out


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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1.i doubt he could've killed him, even if he tried. I believe Xavier has said that the only way to kill him would probably be to decapitate him and bury his head separate from his body.

 

2. I cannot, in any incarnation, picture the bucking Wolverine begging for his life :/

1. Spider-Man is physically strong enough to tear off Wolverine's head. His bones may be adamantium, but his joints aren't

 

2. He wasn't begging for his life, he was begging for mercy. Spider-Man wasn't trying to kill him

"Ouch! Stop, that really hurts! I'm sorry, Petey! Ow!"

Makes sense. Web spamming op Rito pls nerf.

It worked on Iron Man pretty well

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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1. IC spidey would never do that though...

Obviously, but the point still stands that Spider-Man had Wolverine at his mercy, something Wolverine himself admitted


Random note, bloodlusted Spider-Man is one of the scariest people on the planet

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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That iron man feat is pure PIS, especially if that's tony in his bleeding edge suit.

 

Fine then, Luffy beats both of them up and shows them who's boss :comeatus:

How is it PIS? Spider-Man has used webbing to hold up a building before, in copious amounts, it is enough to hold down even the Hulk(stated)


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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Spidey has also beaten the fire lord, and that right there doesn't even need to be stated how crazy it is. Face it, spidey gets some serious PIS moments when he needs them

Beating Firelord makes no lick of sense, beating Iron Man with webbing stated to be able to hold the Hulk given time to dry does


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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TO HELL WITH THE SPIDER......WE WILL DO BETTER AGAINST BANE!!!!!!

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Venom could flex his ass and kill Bane, so could 616 Spider-Man, I am using Movie Spider-Man


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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Early 616 spidey has literally knocked over a train cart with a flick before o.o I think comic spidey would indeed be overkill lol

That, and tanking the Punisher's best shots

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And tearing off one of the Kravinoffs' face

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Anything else?


"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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Bane loses because of his lost ground as far as mobility is concerned. Guns and brawling are easily countered by Spider-man's abilities.

 

The only opponents that really give Spider-man a run for his money are characters who are as mobile/versatile as him as well as opponents who manipulate forces that are naturally hard to avoid (Electricity, Sound, Water).

 

The funniest bit is that Batroc the Leaper, a regular human who specializes in MMA, Athletics, and Parkour, is somehow able to go toe to toe with the likes of Spider-man and Captain America.

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Bane loses because of his lost ground as far as mobility is concerned. Guns and brawling are easily countered by Spider-man's abilities.

 

The only opponents that really give Spider-man a run for his money are characters who are as mobile/versatile as him as well as opponents who manipulate forces that are naturally hard to avoid (Electricity, Sound, Water).

 

The funniest bit is that Batroc the Leaper, a regular human who specializes in MMA, Athletics, and Parkour, is somehow able to go toe to toe with the likes of Spider-man and Captain America.

To be fair, Captain America is SUPPOSED to be a regular human. I emphasize suppose because he can take out the Hulk in a fistfight

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"Aren’t we the same? You know, aren’t you carrying the same mindset as I am? Just because you couldn’t bear to lose, you lost your precious partner! You really call yourself a true duelist? You’re the complete opposite of that!" -Weevil Underwood

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