Unofficial In-Forum Religion

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

It has been decided (by people) that the in-forum religion shall be Zalgo-ism.

 

The scripture is short, just: "ph'nglui mglw'nafh zalgo r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (Translation: In his house at R'lyeh, dead Zalgo waits dreaming). Oh and the Zalgo-nomicon

 

Discuss.

 

 

OFFICIAL ZALGO HYMN:

What is this place filled with so many Zalgos?

Casting a spell, that I am now under?

 

Zalgo in the trees and the cute little Zalgo.

Zalgo flying free and Zalgo with his Zalgo.

Zalgooooooooooooooo~

 

Oh~, what a wonderful place,

And I owe it all to the Zalgo race.

If I knew Zalgo had so much up his sleeve

I would have come here sooner and never leaved.

 

Yes, I

LOVE

ZALGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

More Hymns:

At the grand Zalgo Gala

 

Twilight Sparkle:

I can't believe we're finally here.

With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this...

The Best Night Ever!

At the Zalgo gala

 

Choir: At the Zalgo gala

 

Fluttershy:

At the Zalgo gala, in the garden,

I'm going to see them all!

All the eldritch horrors, I'll befriend them at the Gala~

 

Choir: At the Zalgo gala!

 

Fluttershy:

All the great old ones and Zalgo

They will love me, big and small.

We'll become good friends forever,

Right here at the Gala~

 

Choir:

All our dreams will come true

Right here at the Zalgo Gala!

At the Gala!

 

Applejack: At the Zalgo gala,

 

Choir: It's amazing!

 

Applejack: I will sell them--

 

Choir: That you heard of

 

Applejack: All my Zalgotastic treats!

 

Choir: Yummy, yummy

 

Applejack: Hungry ponies,

 

Choir: Give us samples

 

Applejack: They will buy them:

 

Choir: We will buy them!

 

Applejack: caramel Zalgo, Zalgo sweets!

 

Choir: Gimme some!

 

Applejack:

And I'll earn a lot of money

for the pantheon~

 

Choir:

All our dreams and our hopes

From now, until here after...

All that we've been wishing for

Will happen at the Zalgo Gala.

At the Gala!

 

Rarity:

At the Zalgo gala, all the horrors...

They will meet fair Rarity!

They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala~

 

Choir: At the Gala!

 

Rarity: I will find him, my dark Zalgo,

And how gallant he will be!

And he'll treat me like a lady

Tonight at the Gala~

 

Choir: This is what we've been waiting for,

To have the best night ever.

Each of us will live our dreams

Tonight at the Zalgo Gala.

At the Gala!

 

Rainbow Dash:

Been dreaming, I've been waiting

To fly with those great horrors-

The Zalgobolts, their daring tricks:

Spinning 'round and having kicks.

Perform for crowds of thousands,

They'll shower us with diamonds!

The Zalgobolts will see me right here at the Gala!

 

Choir:

All we've longed for,

All we've dreamed,

Our happy ever-after...

Finally will all come true

Right here at the Grand Zalgo Gala.

At the Gala!

 

Pinkie Pie:

I'm here at the Grand Zalgo Gala,

For it is the best party

But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Pinkie!

For I am the best at parties, Zalgo will agree...

Zalgo playing, Zalgo dancing

With me at the Grand Gala~

 

Choir:

Happiness and laughter at the Zalgo Gala.

At the Gala!

 

Twilight Sparkle: At the Gala,

 

Choir: At the Gala

 

Twilight Sparkle: With Zalgo,

 

Choir: With Zalgo

 

Twilight Sparkle: Is where I'm going to be!

 

Choir: She will be

 

Twilight Sparkle:

We will talk all about magic,

And what I've learned and seen.

 

Choir: She will see

 

Twilight Sparkle:

It is going to be so special,

as he takes time just for me~

 

Choir: This will be the best night EVER!

 

Twilight and choir:

Into the Gala, we must go;

We're ready now, we're all aglow.

Into the Gala, let's go in

And have the best night ever!

Into the Gala, now's the time--

We're ready and we look divine!

 

Fluttershy: Into the Gala, meet new friends!

 

Applejack: Into the Gala, sell some Zalgo food!

 

Rarity: Into the Gala, find my Zalgo!

 

Rainbow Dash: Prove I'm great as a Zalgobolt is!

 

Fluttershy: To meet

 

Applejack: To sell

 

Rarity: To find

 

Dash: To prove

 

Pinkie: To woo

 

Twilight: To talk

 

All:

Into the Gala,

Into the Gala

And we'll have the BEST NIGHT EVER...

At the Zalgo Gala!

Edited March 20, 2012 by FlutterPie

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Why rainbow, it's the forum's religion. Look up the member zalgo. He is our god.

Any other questions?

Edited March 18, 2012 by FlutterPie

[I_wesley125 393]

Why rainbow, it's the forum's religion. Look up the member zalgo. He is our god.

Any other questions?

 

Ah, well i for one welcome our new god.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[FLARE 952]

Fake religions are srs bsns.

[Skullbuster 1,906]

who are the 'people' who voted for this?

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

No.

Edited March 18, 2012 by NeverNeverland

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Fake religions are srs bsns.

 

FAKE?

 

OH and the people who frequent the chatroom votedd, of course!

Edited March 18, 2012 by FlutterPie

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

Zalgoism? Uh no thanks.

Larpism maybe, Raritionism more likely, but Zalgoism...NO.

[Zalgo 593]

I bless this thread

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Zalgoism? Uh no thanks.

Larpism maybe, Raritionism more likely, but Zalgoism...NO.

 

Too late He blessed it.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

RD92ism is better.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

Too late He blessed it.

 

I am the High Prophet of the forums. You follow me or be damned.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

I am the High Prophet of the forums. You follow me or be damned.

 

Damnation please.

[Skullbuster 1,906]

i am unsure how to feel about this development

[CUINJALE 120]

Does this require any sort of commitment, like a sacrifice or something?

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

Damnation please.

 

*burns NNL with the force of 1,000 Supercarriers*

 

 

Such blasphemy shall not be tolerated. The path is broad, but few shall walk it.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

What's a supercarrier?

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

What's a supercarrier?

 

The sacred purgers of heresy.

[Zalgo 593]

Does this require any sort of commitment, like a sacrifice or something?

 

You must sacrifice 1 goat every work day

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

The sacred purgers of heresy.

 

Doubt it. Wanna Damn me? Do it right.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Sorry I only go for Pinkazoism as my internet religion,

Edited March 18, 2012 by Berryzoid

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,893]

Doubt it. Wanna Damn me? Do it right.

 

Oh trust me. You and the world you inhabit burning until it is but glass and ash is only the first of many scourges you shall receive.

[FlutterDerpy582 89]

Someone please fill me in? ._.

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Oh trust me. You and the world you inhabit burning until it is but glass and ash is only the first of many scourges you shall receive.

 

Wha... couldn't you just say "God strikes me with lightning" and call it a day?