100 beasts kaidou

sex, sex everywhere. Blueblood made all of the Mane Six preganat. your reaction?

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Parody of White America by Slim Shady EquestriaHa ha haWe love you How many ponies are proud to beCitizens of this beautiful country of ours?The stripes and the stars for the rights of poniesWho have died for the protect?The mares and stallions who have broke their necksFor the freedom of speechThe Princesses has sworn to uphold(Yo, I want everyone to listen to the words of this song)Or so we're told I never would a dreamed in a million years I'd seeSo many mothabucking ponies who feel like meWho share the same views and the same exact beliefsIts like a bucking army marchin' in back of meSo many lives I touchedSo much anger aimed at no particular directionJust sprays and sprays straight through your radio wavesIt plays and plays till it stays stuck in your headFor days and daysWho would a thought standin' in this mirrorBleachin' my hair wit some peroxideReachin' for a T shirt to wearThat I would catapult to the fore front of rap like thisHow can I predict my words and have an impact like thisI musta struck a chord wit somebody up in the officeCuz Shinig keeps tellin' meI ain't causin' nottin' but problemsAnd now they sayin' Im in trouble wit the governmentI'm lovin' itI shoveled shit all my life and now I'm dumpin' it on (Unicorn Equestria)I could be one of your Foals(Unicorn Equestria)Little Estr looks just like this(Unicorn Equestria)Estria loves my shitI go to MLPLook how many hugs I getYea (Unicorn Equestria)I could be one of your Foals(Unicorn Equestria)Little Estr looks just like this(Unicorn Equestria)Estria loves my shitI go to 'MLPLook how many hugs I get Look at these Fur baby blue baby just like ourselfIf they were brownKaidou lose, Kaidou sits on the shelf, but Kaidou is cuteKaidou knew shady's dimples would helpMake Mares swoon baby(Ooo baby)Look at myself,Lets do the math if I was Earth I woulda sold halfI ain't have to graduate from Celestias high school to know thatBut I can rap so fuck schoolI'm too cool to go back gimme the micShow me where the fuckin' studio's atWhen I was underground no one gave a fuck I was UnicornNo lables wanted to sign meAlmost gave up, I was like 'Fuck it'Until I met Soarin , the only one who looked pastGave me a chance and I lit a fire up under his PlotHelped him get back to the topEvery fan Pegasus that I got was probably his in exchangeFor every Unicorn fan that he's got like damn we just swappedSittin' back look at this shit wowI'm like 'My Type, is it startin' to work to my benefit now?' (Unicorn Equestria)I could be one of your Foals(Unicorn Equestria)Little Estr looks just like this(Unicorn Equestria)Estria loves my shitI go to MLPLook how many hugs I getYea (Unicorn Equestria)I could be one of your Foals(Unicorn Equestria)Little Estr looks just like this(Unicorn Equestria)Estria loves my shitI go to 'MLPLook how many hugs I get See the problem is I speak to suburban ColtsWho otherwise woulda never knew these words existThese moms probly woulda never gave two squirts of pissTill I created so much Mothabucking' turbulenceStraight out the tube right into ya livin' rooms I cameAnd kids flipped when they knew I was produced by SoarinThats all it took and they were instantly hooked right inAnd they connected wit me too 'cuz I looked like themThat's why they put my lyrics up under this microscopeSearchin' wit a fine toothed combIts like this rope waitin' to choke tightenin' around my throatWatchin' me while I write this like'I dont like this, no'All I hear is lyrics, lyrics constant controversySponsors workin' round the clockTo try to stop my concerts earlySurely Dark Magic is never a problem in Harlem only in CanterlotAfter it bothered ya fathers of Fillies startin' to blossomNow I'm catchin' the flack from these Royal GaurdsWhen they raggin'Actin' like I'm the first rapper to smack a MareAnd say faggot shitJust look at me like I'm ya closest palA poster FoalThe mothabucking spokesman now (Unicorn Equestria)I could be one of your Foals(Unicorn Equestria)Little Estr looks just like this(Unicorn Equestria)Estria loves my shitI go to MLPLook how many hugs I getYea (Unicorn Equestria)I could be one of your Foals(Unicorn Equestria)Little Estr looks just like this(Unicorn Equestria)Estria loves my shitI go to 'MLPLook how many hugs I get So to the parents of EquestriaI am the damager aimed at little EstriaTo attack her characterThe ring leader of the circus of worthless pawnsSent to lead the march right up to the steps of The elements of harmonyAnd piss on the lawns of the royal gardenTo burn the casket and replace itWith a parental advisory stickerTo spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hypocrisyBuck you Ms TwilightBuck you Fancy PantsBuck you with the freeness of speechThis divided states of embarrassment will allow me to haveBuck you(Huh huh huh ahh)(Huh huh huh ahh)(Huh huh huh ahh)(Oooh)Ha ha haI'm just playin' Equestria, you know I love you

I hope Tom-Senpai notices me today

The police cant do shit. its Tom,man, Tom. Even Obama gets on his knees when he sees him. Tom has destroyed my life

you guys dont get it. my parents got divorced. my brother was killed, my sister was excuted. My school was boomed. My girlfriend left me and wont let me see my kids. Tom has turned my life into a nightmare

Tom is all I can think about, I cant sleep I cant eat I cant blink. Its ruining my life. I used to be a very happy person until Tom came to my life. now its effecting my school effecting my work its hurting my friends its hurting my family. Soon the entire world will be destroyed thanks to Tom. its a virus I tell you a VIRUS

Known for being eaten by x drake

known for being born

Known for ninjaing me

hey mr yes hows Ozu

Prince Blueblood: Great I will grab my stuff, wait I gotta call dan, were having a party at the moon tonight.

Kaidou: trolololol

Prince Blueblood: Cadence what have you done? I know you have something to do with this.