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Incorrect Quote time... (Helluva Boss)
Spoiler*Millie, with Blitzø's help, wanted to give Moxxie the best Valentine ever, a giant chocolate balloon at the Valentine's Day carnival. However, when things don't go as planned, Millie gives Moxxie a friendly handshake. This disappointed Moxxie to the point of an emotional rampage and nearly walking Millie and a crowd of random imps off a pier... until Blitzø finally arrives with the balloon*
Millie: *after Blitzø finally arrives with Moxxie's Valentine* Yeah, Blitzø's here! Woo! Look, Mox, it's here! It's here! The greatest Valentine in all of Hell is right behind you!
Moxxie: *unconvinced, he folds his arms* Sure it is...
Millie: I'm tellin' you it's right there, turn around!
Moxxie: Nuh-uh.
Millie: Moxxie, just turn around!
Moxxie: *continuing to pout*
Crowd: *talking over one another* Turn around! Turn around! Hey, dumbass! Behind you!
Moxxie: You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?
Crowd: *in unison* YES! TURN AROUND!
Moxxie: No!
Crowd: *chanting* TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND!
Moxxie: Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not going to say it again, so pay attention! I am not, I repeat, not gonna turn around for any reason... EVER!
Blitzø: You should listen to your hoe, Mox.
Moxxie: *turns around* WILL YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, SIR?! Huh?
Blitzø: *jumps down off the balloon* Ta-da!
Moxxie: *flabbergasted* But-- the-- wha---
Millie: Happy Valentine's Day, Moxxie!
Moxxie: YAY! YAY! MY VALENTINE! *jumps onto the balloon* Hey, is this solid chocolate?
Millie: MOXXIE, NOOOO!
*Too late. Moxxie bit into the balloon, causing it to explode and covering everything in gooey chocolate*
Moxxie: Aw Millie, you didn't have to give me anything.
*Based on this scene*