Doc. Volt

Earth ponies have more stamina than any pegesi, you *agh* just *watch*

*moves his hoof on circles on SKilar's belly* why do you bite me skilie? *swiss tail*

B-because... *Groans louder and shakes all over, biting into his fur again and whimpering* Bad... s-s-stallion x3

*curls up into a ball hiding his flank with his tail and bitting his hoof*

Good night Volt

*kisses you and sleeps*

Tomorrow is going to be a long day

And that marks the end of this (unpleasant) roleplay. The moral of it is... never trust me with ass thermometers! XD (we are SOOOO getting warning points for this! XD)

someone shot doc between the eyes and wayzer post in laboratories gone dark

Well...Ok then...i think we have enuff posts now!

nope this will be the last one XD

uhm yes *opens his back* let's see... "how to operate your personal alicorn dool and clean it after use"... where did i found this?

Volt is such a 69..... xD

69? where? *start spinning around trying to catch his own tail*

Oh Volt, you're so random...

I'm not entirely sure I have much of an accent. I'd say I sound sorta Midwestern. But I can do a Texas accent pretty good lol

I had an Afrikaans accent. I might be bussy geiing a Russian accent, don't know why XD

Afrikaans sounds really Dutch you know???

shit they should do clickable links on those status shit

Aah hell IT'S MIDNIGHT RIDERS!!! :-D *Grabs a bottle of beer*

XD XDa fake band better than 80% of real groups out there XDD

Well Volt....do eet

i'm sorry but my "barn doors" swings only in the right direction XD

then ya should assume I'm male yo

most commented status update EVER

rofl obviusly you never roleplaies over skilar's XDDD

cuz this is status is 20 percent blood cooler

that's why i love the show, they give me Pinkie pie to follow and man, you are awesome just remmeber that! i have to go to bed, very late her, it was awesome to have met you more in detail! heck! i love this! see you man! and i hope i was able to cheer you up a bit .. goodnight man, take care!

Heh, I was smiling the whole way through Volt It is indeed a great pleasure to know you truly now. I am only awesome by those of which I follow. I look forward to speaking to you again Volty. Good night bud

He's awesome right

*climbs in your back and starts jumping* c'mon volty, don't be shy

i don't want to go in jail!!! *hugs you tightly*

but you aren't go to jail! wat ya are hiding from me big boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

our lord!

Meltdown detected

again

They had a deal with the banks to be excluded from taxes and to go trough borders without being noted.

I dunno about you guys but I seriously hope there won't be a America vs Russia war. Because that would probably mean ww3

Don't worry it will be like that very soon

And that's how Equesbium was made.

@Polaris

Mr. Polaris, you are hereby sentenced to death for, marooning the beloved Führer Luna to the moon and destroying the USS Enterprise and her crew. Any last words?

FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!

close enough

Now, this song is for my oc, pitbull

i think we should talk some more about ponies in clothes

@Penny

I'm sorry Pen, I'm afraid I can't do that

@Volty

I don't why we're discussing this XD

cause i have nightmares of back when i heard "maximum angle of attack" on the C-27j when i was in the army lol

omg

Did someone say "Soarin R34"? GIVE ME ALL OF IT!!! ME WANTS!!! XD

i already have it all

pfft.. ever heard my stupid italian accent?

No But I have heard others.

Did you know my name is Spazz?

...unofficially.

we can understand perfectly pretty much all the time.

I'll do a role play

wow dude XD.

Still Heineken is best bier

i'm in danger everytime my girlfriend is behind a steering wheel.... i would prefer to be beetween cops and gangsters gun-fightining each others then being in the same car with her while she is driving... she really hit it.. really... she drive a Lancia like it was a Ferrari!

Good thing you have airbag. xD

0-30 km/H nothing

30-60km/h airbag saves you

60-upkm/h airbag does nothing.. learned the hard way

There's nothing about drinking except in traffic, we are too third world to have such pointless laws

Srry I loled too much because here it translated to alcoholic pizza

HAHAHA XD Drinks in Serbian are pića, and pizza is pica, they for got to put the ć

guys.. reality is way better than fiction XD XD no seriusly XD

*Dive cuddles polly* weeee x3

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

So we're all nom noming Skylie, eh? Works for me! xD

NO! MINE! MY PONY! XD XD

GET YER HOOVES OFF ME SKYLIE YOU TESLA POWERED PIGEON!!! XD

This is Why House MD was such a good show.

Righto, catch you Volt.

See yah!