Tornadopelt
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I meant to say talk in third person, but my "Windows isn't genuine thing keeps pulling up when I bloody type.
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Like that joke?
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My fave: This Day Aria. It's so versatile! List of songs I've mixed it with - Cosmic Castaway, It's My Turn To Fly, Scorponok, All The Small Things, Heart Of A Dragon, Through The Fire And Flames, Jump, Final Countdown, and many more. -
Hello, everypony! My name is Thunder Storm and I'm a firework salespony from Ponyville. Of course, I do take time off to have fun with my friends as well. A friend of mine (Pink) told me I should make one, so here I am. If you have any questions about my professional life, in which I mess with pyrotechnics on a daily basis, or my social life, in which something seems to go wrong on a daily basis, ask away!
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^| | Jappleack: Hey, pop quiz: How many seconds it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Too late, you dead! Just had to pull that, I couldn't resist!
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Pinkie, I was wondering - how would you like a vehicular alt mode like a Volkswagen Bug?
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Thunder Storm gladly took the helping hoof, then rubbed his aching tush. "Don't... worry about me. I've had worse," he said. "Anyway, since it's your first time shopping here, I'm giving these fireworks for free!" Looking out the window, Thunder Storm saw somepony picking on Fluttershy. He quickly forked the fireworks into Pinkie's hooves, leaving her and Dash with a questioning look. Outside the window, Thunder Storm and the bully had a little chit chat. Muffled voices were heard outside until an explosion was heard, and the bully put into a tree, having just been spooked out of his wits. Thunder Storm walked in, whistling innocently. "Anyway... here's those fireworks for free! Now, who's up for a little pranking?"
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*stops crying to explain why I want to be on Equestria rather than Earth* Fluttershy, you don't understand... Earth is a place that has things from your worst nightmares... like animal cruelty, friends turning on friends and becoming enemies... people and living animals dying just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time... *starts to have tears well up again* You have no idea what Earth is like... We've had thousands of people DIE in the Twin Towers when they were brought down by planes... Hitler created a mass Holocaust that signed the death warrants of 6,000,000 people... there are massive wars, some even using nuclear bombs to kill thousands and devastate a large area... All in all...*starts to sob* Earth is a hornet nest of sorrow, blood, hatred... and if anyone even gives out kindness, loyalty, or generosity... they get taken advantage of... Equestria, however, is different. *starts to have tears leave my eyes* There are no wars... there is no crime... and everything's so beautiful here. Everyone likes everyone and does their best to do no wrong to their friends... harmony reigns supreme without being forced on the people... and... all in all... I'd give anything to be able to live here... that's... *starts to really cry* That's why I wanna come to Equestria, Fluttershy... *hugs you for comfort, once again referring to Equestria as home* That's why I wanna come home! *breaks down again in your shoulder, this time releasing all my pent-up sorrow onto it, eliciting kindness I never thought possible from you*
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Yeah, sure.... all kinds of monsters in the game Minecraft... like Creepers... You thinking of possibilities yet? And let's be honest... you person way too much. The only time I do it is when I pretend I'm exploring.
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Hey Shiner! I challenge you to a Minecraft Survival Island server! You VS me! Let's go!
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Trixie, I challenge thee to a MINECRAFT SURVIVAL ISLAND CHALLENGE!
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*breaks dowm, crying in your shoulder, calling you mommy and referring to Equestria as home* Mommy Fluttershy, I wanna come home! *strats to really cry, activating the element of kindness within you*
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Well... I... just wanna... *starts to sob* I wanna come to your world...
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Fluttershy... is there anyway I could talk to you about something? *tears start welling up*
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*hugs you again, and refers to Equestria as home* Mommy, I wanna go home... *crying again*
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*hugs you tightly* Mamma... *starts to cry again after calling you mamma*
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Finally, somepony who actually knows gaming!
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Anyway, Cadence, how's your day been? You play Minecraft?
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I just... *sob* wanna come to your world... *sob* so badly!... *continues crying*
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Hey Cadence! If I become a changeling, just know that I betrayed Chrysalis and am on Celestia's side. And by the way, tell Chrysalis that I want her to bring her best changelings to duke it out with me. Tell her to HIT ME with HER BEST SHOT.
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*breaks down and cries in Applejack's shoulder*
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*starts to sob again in your shoulder*
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*starts to feel sad again* When's the next portal open up?