Nemesis Atlas

Best solution ever! Why didn't I think of that?

How To Turn Down A Pony for Eggheads A very simple guide on how to turn down a pony without him/her having his/her feelings hurt Vol. 1 Step 1: Tell her you are not interested in him/her You need to be subtle on him/her because emotions are very hard to control, try to balance it a little so he/she would understand Step 2: Console with him/her Tell him/her that he/she should find a somepony else and tell him/her that there are plenty carrots in the land. Step 3: Cheer him/her up Always cheer them up and don't just let them out of your door while they are in a bad mood, invite him/her over for some snacks and talk about the situation more Step 4: Find the right time to let her in the "Friendzone" Obviously you still want to be friends with him/her, so find the right time to say that "We are still friends, right?" or "Are we still friends"? mostly it's best to say it when he/she is happy or found somepony else If these steps don't work, then she is playing the "emotional drag" card. This is where they do something emotional and you are just dragged in to it because it also affects you. Well this card is like a Joker card, UNBEATABLE! I say just repeat all these Steps until she has no cards to play. There are someponies that are just really obsessive or that they just won't give up, so the only way to deal with that is simple! Just follow a few steps and you are ready to go! Step 1: Go to Sugarcube Corner Step 2: Ask for some hot coffee Step 3: Splash it on his/her face Now this is the meanest thing to do to somepony who loves you obsessively but if you want them off your tail for good, just do this If these Steps don't work on him/her, just get a cab and fly to Greenland. About the Author: The author sucks so don't listen to him, have a nice day and goodbye. Volume 2 coming in: 201425 A.K.A. Never Credits: Nemesis Atlas This guide is copyrighted with the Federal Bureau of Investigation with an Alligator in it instead of an American eagle. This guide is also TradeMarked and Registered in MLP Forums (not)

I already laughed a little at the first video. I would watch some, but I would probably get annoyed because they just won't stop laughing, it's like the producers laughing at their own jokes/stories. If I said "What comes after the banana? Your mom Celestia" and then I added a laugh track with it and nobody is really laughing, then it would just suck and awkward.