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Status Updates posted by Alastor

  1. Actually really helpful, well-done staff


    1. TheTaZe


      @Jeric doing his magic

  2. Oh my-my, things do not seem to be going in everyone's direction. Well, here's to 2024 then

    Pro-Trumpers celebrate madly, anti-Trumpers stomp their feet in anger, neutrals sigh in relief that this is hopefully all finally over, and I and my Russian counterparts are just chuckling silently while we make toasts with champagne. Mission accomplished~ 


    1. Twiggy


      Hopefully now people will start waking up to this foolish attempt to kick off another Cold War. It is in no one's interest to do so.

    2. Alastor


      Hear hear, my friend. We all lose when things go boom! 

    3. Anti-Villain
  3. *boops* 


    1. CinnamonPop


      You did what?!? War, I say! *baps back*  >:3

    2. Alastor


      boop war? 

      *sneaky baps* 

      >: D

  4. Happy birthday man, may Sombra bless your day~

    1. Red-Nosed Pathy

      Red-Nosed Pathy

      Why thank you very much~ ^^

    2. Anti-Villain


      May his Sith Lightsaber horn and his Aku + Arceus eyes be your good-luck charms.

  5. You are cute~


    fekkin finally unlocked comments on ur profile ;3


    1. Kamii


      You are cuter <3 Also, shush~

  6. Grumpy dwarves intensifies

    Image result for grumpy grombrindal

    The Urks must pay! 

    1. Kamii


      Dem book of grudges~ òwó

    2. Alastor



      You know it giirl~ 

      grump grump grump

  7. In total agreement 


    1. Twiggy


      Tbh, I think complacency for the most part, with revolution against the state by various factions.

      “Revolution is a spectators sport. The majority will sit in the stands and watch the factions fight. At the end they will choose side with the team that is winning.” - Handsome guy who was definitely not a Nazi don't google this quote. He's right about this though imo.

      Also, I believe the speech issue is only going to be a small part of a larger shit show. Imagine how bad it's going to be when the US government, which is still spending billions each day, defaults on that debt. Weimar conditions for the US.

    2. Alastor
    3. Twiggy


      This, but the federal government is the actual traitor.

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    1. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      And even today, conspiracy theorists insist the whole thing was an English plot to seize land and enforce imperialism.

      Love the attention to historical detail, though.

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    1. Phosphor


      I've never heard it explained that way. :mlp_huh:

      I too learned something new today.

  10. Pretty soothing Norse music~


  11. It's funny being a Centrist. These words could not be truer, snrk


  12. Fttyt5rtt

    1. TheTaZe
    2. Alastor


      Um drunk ignore me

    3. TheTaZe
  13. Why did I not discover this sooner? 


  14. Nothing makes my day like listening to some beautiful classical music that conveys powerful feelings and sounds which can be imagined to be the sounds of cannon fire. 

    Fire away ye cannons of old! 


  15. Chad Centrist enters the ring



  16. New Hazbin Hotel clip

    Stay tuned folks. He he he~





    1. Lord Valtasar

      Lord Valtasar

      i love these, all the characters are so great

  17. ISIS is only moments away from complete defeat in Syria and therefore losing their last territorial ground it has anywhere on the globe aside from Afghanistan. The last piece of land they possess is about 200 square meters, no towns, no weapons munition factories at their disposal, nothing. Here's to hoping that most of them will surrender over to the SDF (and also hoping that al-Bagdadi is somewhere in there). 


    1. Twiggy



    2. Alastor
  18. Playing Warhammer II Total War as the Norsca


    Gods I love them~

  19. Man I wish I lived in the US


    1. Anti-Villain
    2. Phosphor


      Good grief, what is going on in the UK? Very strict gun and knife control laws and now this? Sounds like a total police state over there.  :sealed:


  20. The absolute madmen did it~


    Image result for god emperor trump

    1. Twiggy


      Holy shit lol. Italy knows what’s good. 

    2. Twiggy


      Sargon did an upload with subs. It was meant to be a critique of his trade policies, but I believe that is a bit lost in translation while portraying him as a golden warrior king with Sabaton blasting in the background.


    3. Alastor


      The only critique I could notice was the hammer and sickle on his shoulders. But like Pepe, memers will take ownership over this act. 

      All this did was reminding 2016 kekistanis why they fought to get him elected~