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Currently we have a dog Named Chaos, the least chaotic dog to ever exist. When I was young we had an old mean cat named Tybalt. We've also had multiple fish (mainly from fairs).

I'll randomly sing the "Let's name the zones" song from Finding Nemo. I'll be getting up to make another sandwich and just sing, "Let's name the zones, the zones, the zones, let's name the zones of the open sea!"

So I am an idiot and somehow didn't realize that the last episode was the finale. Don't know how I messed that one up, but whatever. At this point, I don't think spoilers apply, but I say it anyway: spoilers. So, it was only four fights I didn't watch, so I don't have to do much writing. First, Tombstone VS Yeti. Now, Yeti had one chance, and that was if they were able to immobilize Tombstone by taking out it's wheels. At the start, they had a chance, but they didn't take it. Tombstone was able to take out most of their wheels. However, Tombstone couldn't get to all of them, because Yeti was able to disable Tombstones blade. However, with only one and a half wheels left, they couldn't do anything. Tombstone won, but they did suffer a fair amount of damage. Next up, Minotaur VS Bombshell. This fight surprised me. Bombshell went with their vertical spinner again, which was a good choice. In the beginning, Minotaur was leading, taking of small bits and pieces of Bombshell and speeding around it. There weapons collided a couple times, but nothing happened much except for once. Minotaur and Bombshell ended up both speeding into each other, and Bombshell delivered an uppercut directly into Minotaur's spinner. It broke something, and only one of Minotaur's wheels was functional. Minotaur drove around a bit on the one wheel, but eventually they couldn't continue, and Bombshell took them out. It was unexpected, but a very good fight. As Bombshell and Tombstone were gearing up for the Championship match, the three bot rumble took place between Witch Doctor, Bite Force, and (surprisingly) Wrecks. Bite Force and Witch Doctor have very similar weapons, so Bite Force's superior driving skills gave it the one up on Witch Doctor. They beat Witch Doctor around while Wrecks did it's flaily thing near the wall. A few times, Bite Force hit Witch Doctor into Wrecks, throwing Witch Doctor around, eventually out of the arena. It was fun to watch, but a little sad to see my favorite robot tossed around. After Witch Doctor was disable, Bite Force made short work of Wrecks, who still hadn't really moved. Finally, the championship. I didn't have really any faith in Bombshell, and when I saw they had chosen their horizontal spinner, I lost any remaining faith I might have had. Their plan was to disable to chain that drove Tombstones blade. It might have worked if Tombstone wasn't Tombstone. Tombstone broke Bombshell, and they punished it. All that build up and then Bombshell was smashed to pieces immediately. Tombstone won, and did well. Can't wait for next season, which they better have, because Witch Doctor needs to win.

Spoilers, though it's been a few days since the episode aired. So! We're down to four bots, and the fights leading up to that were great. Starting off, Tombstone VS BETA. After BETA defeated Nightmare, I was ready for BETA to be annihilated. I din't quite get that. BETA's protective plating was enough to keep Tombstone's blade from ripping it apart, but Tombstone was able to break the base of BETA's hammer. BETA was able to push Tombstone around and was coming close to making Tombstone knock himself out, but in the end, BETA couldn't do enough to beat Tombstone. Next up, Yeti VS Chomp. Like I've said, Chomp sucks and shouldn't have gotten this far. Lucky for me, they had to fight Yeti. Yeti took away their arm lever thing and added defensive plating to the top. They didn't really need it though. Chomp couldn't do anything. Yeti just attacked and attacked and attacked, throwing Chomp around, eventually leaving it laying on it's side, unable to move. I was very glad this happened, and I do think Yeti has a chance of winning. They're up to fight Tombstone, and Tombstone has shown to be weak to good vertical spinners (Like Witch Doctor). Anyway, next fight! Bronco VS Minotaur. I like both of them, and I really wasn't sure who would win. Bronco's defensive back plate worked well against Razorback, and Minotaur is incredibly dangerous. However, Bronco seemed a little out of wack. They used their defensive plate, but just ran forwards towards Minotaur. Bronco didn't turn around to defend themselves once. Minotaur broke them apart, and took off all of their wheels. Bronco did terrible, and I'd like to know why. With that, Bombshell VS Poison Arrow. I like both of these robots, and it was an interesting fight. Bombshell, interestingly, used their vertical spinner again, which broke after one hit last fight. However, this time it worked perfectly, and Poison Arrow couldn't do anything. Bombshell's spinner was more powerful, and Poison Arrow wasn't fast enough. It was a good fight, though I don't think Bombshell is going to be able to do much against Minotaur. The final fights should prove great, Tombstone VS Yeti and Minotaur VS Bombshell. I have a feeling the final fight is going to be between either Minotaur and Tombstone or Minotaur and Yeti.

6/10 - It's meh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0RJPFOpBlg

I wrote an entire thing for this and then it didn't work and I lost all of it so here's a summary: Spoilers blah blah whatever. Nightmare VS BETA: Nightmare should have won and now I'm upset. Bite Force VS Chomp: Chomp doesn't deserve to be here and shouldn't have won. Tombstone VS Brutus: Great job Tombstone; sorry Brutus. Yeti VS Mega Tento: Take that Mega Tento. Next week's fights: Tombstone VS BETA: Destroy him Tombstone. Yeti VS Chomp: Rip her apart Yeti. Bronco VS Minotaur: This should be interesting. Bombshell VS Poison Arrow: Go poison Arrow. There's the summary.

I wasn't planning on making a review for anything ever, but Stranger Things is too good to not talk about. Anyway, as I'm going to be talking about the first episode, there's obviously going to be spoilers. Also, it's been a bit since I watched the first episode, so I'm probably going to forget a few things. Starting off, we watch a man who we assume is some sort of scientist run through a few corridors against flickering lights, obviously frightened by something. Then, as he is attempting to flee via elevator, he is attacked by some creature. They did very well here by not revealing anything about the creature; we don;t know if it's alien, supernatural, man-made, or anything of the sort. Next, we get on with the introduction of the kids, and then the disappearance of Will. They did good here by not revealing anything else about the situation. We assume the creature is the same as in the beginning, but we still don't know anything about it, other than that it is humanoid. Will disappears, presumably taken by the creature. We also get the introduction of the mysterious girl named Eleven, who sneaks into a diner and steals some food. We also learn here that she has some sort of power when she turned off the fan. Then, people show up at the diner pretending to be social services. They kill the diner owner and attempt to take Eleven, but she escapes into the woods. Late at night, when Will's friends are looking for him, they come across Eleven, and the episode ends there. I feel like everything was done excellently, and they introduced a large amount of strange and different elements without feeling rushed or forced or anything. All in all, it was great. I'm going to do episode two in a little bit, and episode three once I finish it (the stupid tornado interrupted it last night).