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Widdershins

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  • Birthday 1989-07-06

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    Japan, actually. Amazingly.
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    It's all a show, I really should relax.
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    Been loyal to the gameboy console my whole life. Deeply entrenched into the Pokemon fandom to where I'll buy anything Gamefreak puts their stamp on no matter how bad of a glitchy mess their games may be. *cough*pokemongo*cough*

    Recently got into Fire Emblem & Phoenix Wright's games.
    But mostly else, I try to practice my drawing & reading. Other then alot of listening to the radio & YouTube with occasional Netflix, not much else. Haven't so much as seen any television in over a decade.

    As to topics I like, I'm usually prone to the supernatural, magical or fantastical. I'm also quite the rabid DragoNerd & am incapable of viewing anything they do as bad!
    I'm quite interested in biology & sciences and a big animal lover. Though... if the 22 dogs plus more pets I've had over the years has taught me anything, they're quite messy too... so taking care of said animals isn't all that high on the list, heh.

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  1. I'm going to have to be blunt and state this straightforward as this may cost me some friendships.

     I am very Anti-Ninja.

    Look, I don't begrudge you for liking what you think ninjas are, but whatever context you likely know them from is a string of lies. They're cowards, cheaters and capricious Cuuuu- nope, can't think of another C word. 

     They don't have magic, they don't have tribes or clans or any loyalty at all. They're mercenaries, hired contract killers with a bloated sense of self importance because of some seeming sense of superior skill. Simply stated, such sly slobs are... are suck. Dang, had the alliteration going pretty boss there.

    Now PIRATES I could go on for ages about!!!  

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    2. ShadOBabe

      ShadOBabe

      LOL!! That’s how they propagate.

    3. Evil Pink One

      Evil Pink One

      But pirates are Ninja's at sea?....and Ninja's are pirates at land....has you not played black flag? Thats the only game who thought of mixing ninjas and pirates at one boat.....see what i did there ...ehh...eeehhhhh!:pinkie:

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      You belay that talk @Kujamih. Or i'll have yeh plank! 

       Yes, comit the action of planking. I don't currently have one so you'll have to plank off the side of the boat so i can force others to walk off yeh to dunk in the ocean. It only makes sense.

      It's a matter of tactics, I reckon. Way I see it, Ninjas go out of their way to be as brutal and rude as possible. It ain't enough to throw things at people, they gotta be sharp and spinny so they tear through more painfully. If you a ninja and your standing on some loose Tatami Mats, you whip that grass rug up and whap your opponent with it just to distract them while you... I dunno, kick 'em in the crotch. I dunno. They're underhanded and ruthless.

      So are pirates. Now we pirates might load the cannon with shrapnel, handfuls of silverware or a good wheel of Hard Cheese to fire that out the cannon to blow a hole in the other ship... or whatever gets in our way. Just hit everything with whatever we've got. Real smash n' grab scavengers pirates be! They had to be! They're kind of on a limited area out at sea with little to no access to anything like reliable, healthy food or anythign calming. Think of it like being locked in your job's building for months on end with other smelly people you didn't exactly agree to be crewmates wit'. Have a lil' pirate sympathy.  ...because the pirates certainly ain't fer yeh.

      Ninjas are an Inventive Cruelty that makes it all the worse. When a Pirate mugs n' murders yeh, its because we're gonna die of scurvy if we don't get SOME resources soon! Pirates are an Animalistic Cruelty. Sure, pirates might be real nasty... but it might be years before we make landfall and get food, health, showers, company, comfort... not die every other week from the assorted diseases being ship-stuck gets yah.

      Pirates be Punk. They kinda have to be smelly and patchy.

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