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WAUUGH! I hate summer so Muking much!
I've burned through five popsicles now. Its a bloody 104 to 108 degrees out when its so bloody hot that the air conditioner has trouble keeping it down past a point.
Done a bit of research into my, ah, body type. Let us call it...uh, "Fluffy" and leave it at that. Guess it makes sense, the bigger you are the more heat you produce.
I was a model built for winter. I've got a prow built to plow snowbanks. I'm made to cuddle with in front of the fireplace as the snowstorm roars outside. Last winter I was wading through waist deep snow in flip-flops & short sleeves. I produce so much heat that I can't freeze. So, I guess in function, I'm flareon, but in temperment, I'm glaceon. Fire n' Ice!
I would say that at the best of times, I'm not just warm-blooded, but hot-blooded.
Not in THIS! I can't even leave my house in the summer!
There's nothing I can do! I'd have to start stripping of layers of flesh to keep from boiling like a potato!
I need suggestions! My blood boils bad enough as it is! What do I do to keep cool!? Fly to Northern Canada or what!??!
Ah'm meltin' over here! And my anger about it only makes me hotter!!
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Well, for one, don't think I'll try mudbathing anytime soon. Or visiting a pool either, Bathophobia, you know, so if anybeing has any ideas to keep cool without water...
I'm considering buying some padded vest at the thrift store & feeling the lining with freezy sticks. Think they sell those, but I'd rather be cheap.
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