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I was telling my mom about this guy who sold a cornflake that was in the shape of Illinois for a million dollars on eBay. She comes up with the joke that someone would probably sell a burnt piece of toast in the shape of Jesus. And I reply with a good joke - “It’s the holy toast!” But that’s not the funny part.
The funny part is, when I go to look up the 'Jesus Toast' online...
*There were actually Amazon sales of it.*(well, specifically of a Mary Stamper.)
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Now, you too can be REALLY ANGRY AT AN RPG GAME THAT YOU ALMOST DEVOTED YOUR LIFE TO! I'm not playing Undertale ever again. I lost Sans' fight at the last attack. This is pretty much how I feel.
THE LAST ATTACK. ON A PERFECT RUN.
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Ugh....things aren't going well for a birthday's birthnight...I'm in an argument with my friends, I can't get any breathtaking space pictures (it's only during the DAY my camera works just fine), I can't decide what game to play and I also need to do schoolwork tomorrow....seems like this weekend is just another week-start.
Someone help me...maybe if I just bury my face in the ground it'll fly by.
*attempts to faceplant but only winds up with a bruised muzzle and dirty face*
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Finally, it's my birthday!
*holds hooves open for birthday snugs*
I'm open for any unexpected snugs anyone shall enflict upon me!
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