Masterweaver

"The management would like to offer its apologies. Due to unforseen circumstances of supply and administration, the game must be canceled. This area has been abandoned and will be flooded with lava in one minute and thirty seven seconds. Please make whatever prayers you must to your gods."

This is a pony forum. People WILL base their names off of the characters. And if their name is already taken, they WILL alter it so that the system doesn't realize it's taken. Luna47, Lun4, and those are only the ones involving numbers. You have to take a long-term view here.

There is no right path. Not yet anyway. Eating the roses has no visible effect. You do, however, suddenly feel very guilty. The drunken pony promptly falls into a pit. Said pit is inhabited by venomous snakes. They're rather miffed you interrupted their poker game.

Um guys? While I'm a Homestuck fan... this is a pony forum. You can mix ponies with Homestuck, but Homestuck with ponies doesn't work... Seriously. there could be kids on this forum.

"There are no rules about staying put. There are, however, consequences." As you walk along the northen path, you notice that the hedges are growing roses.

The living cookie nuzzles the Happy Mask salesman pony. THIS CHARACTER IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF HAPPYMASKPONY. "Well.... Not about going down the path, no." The voice ponders.

The Happy Mask Pony can now speak. As a reward for his improvement, he gets a cookie. It happens to be alive and mews piteously at him. Unless the Happy Mask Pony is female, in which case this sentence is gender reversed. "You are only allowed to ask questions about the rules," the voice comments. "I cannot confirm or deny any punishment for going down the north path."

"Actually, rule four has already been clarified. Just not to you." The voice giggles. The tiled frsco appears at fitst glance to be the traditional Celestia/Luna raising the Sun/Moon image. However, you notice that they both have fanged grins, and the sun and moon seem to be running away from them. This is quite vexing. Due to a signifigant violation of rule two to an unprecedented degree, the pony played by HappyMaskPony is mute until further notice.

There is no path five. There is no path one. There is a north path and a south path, an east path and a west path, and four other paths in four other compass points. "Rule Four: You are not allowed--" The voice pauses. "I'm sorry, I can't tell you what rule four is. But I can tell someone else." The narrator would like to clarify that rule four is that your character cannot be a canon character nor may they violate the canon as decreed by the narrator.

No, that wouldn't work. You are PrincessLuna. Someone could be Luna. Someone else could be Princess of the Night. Someone else could be Nightmare Moon. Someone else could be Lulu. My point being, you cannot associate usernames with characters, as a multitude of usernames on this forum are based off characters and most likely the same characters.

"Rule 3: Asking for a list of all or some of the rules is not permitted." The voice chuckles to itself. "And no. I'm not Discord." While there are eight paths, they are not numbered and are arranged in a circle. Due to three violations of rule two, the narrator must request that the players properly format the actions of their characters.