Right, Fine, I'll do it like this
30 year old - Pfft, I'm under Twenty!
fat - I'm in the Air Force, Gotta stay fit =3
virgin - Yes. Too young X33
with no social life - Depends how you look at it... ^^
who lives with their parents - I'm not Thirty, So yeah!!
who will never have a girlfriend - Had quite a few... And boy friends X3
are hyper obsessed - Yeah, Sometimes.
creepy - Not really... I'm not old enough to be creepy. X3
clop to the ponies - Not familiar with it... No?
...Apparently i'm too young to be a brony. c: