Well sense we are on the topic of science (and yes thats how it spelled. My weakness is indeed spelling. Thats why i dont use magic) i might as well show you something.
Have you ever wondered if you cam transform some pony without magic?
Well i got your solution right here!
Behold! The chickenator! It turns anypony into a chicken! Watch me turn pinkie pie into a chicken!
Pinkie pie: hey how is every...
*turns pinkie pie into a chicken*
And there you go!
The best part is this weapon of mine is solar powered and luna powered. Not even clestia can handel it!