Dimitri Hammer

You better make it up!

I'm expecting something...sensual.

Well, then this will help you re-enforce your English skills, will it not?

And Dimitri, I can't say I've seen any major mistakes in your spelling or grammar so good job

I guess it so...

And thank you.

Does it really take that much out of you to type a mere 100 characters? I mean honestly, it's easy as one, two, three. It's hard for me to put my thoughts into LESS than 100 words.

That post up there? About 120 characters and it took me 12 seconds to type. Is it really that hard guys? Just use bigger words if you HAVE to or do what I do sometimes and add in little filler words if it;s necessary. Also, it doesn't hurt to use something like "Uhhhhhhhh" to use up some character space and get your point across.

Little hard to do when you're not a native English user.

My thoughts on this matter are pretty much equal to yours.

The things I've seen in here can be suggestive but come on, if it's not massively suggestive and if it's not showing anything explicit then it's fine.

Breasts are breasts, butts are butts, packages are packages. As long as it's not visible by being....naked.....then it's perfectly fine in my opinion.

Bikinis are okay (String ones are another story )

"It's like if I post a picture of a woman wearing nothing but a really big long sleeved shirt and she has a messy hair. Everything is covered up except her thighs and legs, and I would get warning points because even though there was no visible nudily, it suggests that she had sex the night before. That's ridiculous."

Yes, that is completely ridiculous. Sex is a thing that happens every *checks watch* all the damn time. As long as the act isn't being viewed then, blah who cares?! SHE'S FULLY CLOTHED! IT'S FINE!! It's not like we're watching her do things.....

.....must....go...and...buy...more...than..this..

Oh...it died.....never mind then....

Is like cute little flying squirrel

I understand the feeling. I've felt with a lot of death in my life.

My brother has cancer at the moment. The most traumatic experience is still the murder of my wife though.

After my wife died I felt no remorse and Only felt Pain. I did awful things, things I'd rather not mention because I'm sure you'd all think differently of me if I said them. Lets just say I got involved in the mafia and leave it at that.

oh, that's great, but rest your faith in pokemon from the games, the cartoon it's sadly, shit now.

Well, I've played the games now thanks to my brother. I know Pokemon several off the top off my head.

no silly, how come I would say that if we both like cute ponies :3

I meant that because of your limited amount of knowledge about pokemon.

I looked some of it up, and I know a little more about Pokemon now.

it's surprising comming from you

Just because I'm a man that doesn't mean that I don't know cute when I see it

They're so cute

she was staring at your package no Dimitri, your life is strange, because you are a russian sorrounded by american moorons, it sounds like I'm racist towards american people, but I'm not (well I'm american too) because in every country we have rotten apples, but you just have the bad luck to have a forest full of "bad trees"

Wait....what...package...

Sadly enough, Im starting to hate Americans more and more. I just wish they'd be respectable. I'm just Happy that I know a few good people in this world such as yourself.

Damn Gorgeous. I have a revolver like that as well, mines a 1860 Army cap and ball revolver.

I'd post my pictures, but my brother destroyed our camera and some memorable pictures....

Instead everyone dies on the road.

Russia is nice country, don't make fun of the Motherland...

Umm. Shuenice can handle 10 of these bottles. And he is an american.

I can handle twenty and I'm Russian.

Spike should've won

Good for you. I would die if I had a shaved head.

I personally love having a shaved head. I could grow my hair long, had it to my shoulders once....

.....I have a shaved head.....

Yeah, I'm so trustworthy!!

You got nothing on my Engels beard.

REPRESENT!

Very good. Can't wait to see this movie

Dimitri's here, so that's a temporary solution I guess.

that's something that's so wrong with the laws, imo. if someone breaks into your house, and you defend yourself with a weapon of sorts, or in your case, a dog, they can sue you for harming them.

SUE YOU.

FOR TRYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR PROPERTY

Is horrible! In Russia I was allowed to kill a man in self defense with no problem but in America they were going to kill my dog because she hurt a criminal.

Stupid...