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  1. TheLionPaladin

    movies/tv Lionking chat

    No no no i don't hate it Lion king is an amazing film and i wrote loads of fan fics and stuff and had lots of fan discussions. Its just i grew tired of the same old stuff. Also Bronies has a a lot more to offer in terms of art fan fics and loads of stuff. Disney seems to strangle fan bases :'(
  2. TheLionPaladin

    movies/tv Lionking chat

    I have mylionking first forum site i was ever on. Hate it. Didn't like the comunity that much and i think Disney really let the fans down with Lion king. BRONIES ALL THE WAY!
  3. As he walked through the long and twisting corridors that went on for miles he started to believe the little filly was lost. However when they reached the stairs and then entered through the huge iron door he knew this was the place. He let off a huge cloud of tobacco smoke in amazement from the sight. Of the scientists, there nature and also the sheer technological advancement of the project. He then saw the odd looking Fizzrocket and raised an eyebrow. 'Nice to meet you....I am Benethor (or Berethor if you prefer) Celestia wanted me to take a look at the project...I don't know why but..if Celestia has faith in me i doubt its without reason!
  4. Benethor blushed and was gobsmacked. 'You want me to look over weapons of mass destruction!?' But Celestia was already gone. He looked at the maid who was to lead him to the labs. He bit the pipe tight and walked slowly forward to the maid. He let out a big cloud of smoke out of his mouth, not out of rudeness but nerves. 'Please lead me to the labs miss..?'
  5. Will do the cover of Mrs Robison to Miss's Rarity soon i promise and will put it up on youtube. Will give you full credit for it thanks!
  6. Thelionpaladin4 is my name building ponyville is my game. Need hearts really badly so please add and gift! Have Activated all but magic and loyalty.
  7. Mrs Robison could be rarity and instead of Jesus loves you blueblood loves you. Also or sweet Caroline it could Sweet Applejack
  8. Wearing antlers on Friday increases your sex drive.
  9. Benethor looked with admiration at the blind Unicom. He knew he should keep his gob shut but he couldn't resist at least one more second in the lime light.'We will have to do it in a way that does my collapse the peace negotiations friend. Assembling troops in ponyville ecen though they are only peace keepers could easily provoke an attack from Luna force who wait very close by.' After this Benethor shut up preparing himself for being sent out and becoming this weeks canoon fodder.
  10. Also I could do a pony version of mrs Robinson I got that song stuck in my head and my friends say I sing it really well so if you would like to do that that would be awesome
  11. As all the other ponies who could of judged Benethor badly left Benethor felt his confidence grow a little, despite the fact he was in the presence of Princess Celestia herself. He trotted slowly to the screen and requested that a map of Equestria be brought up which it did and soon he began his advice. 'I may not be a fancy general or anything but I know a bit of tactics that i am glad that her majesty has chosen to hear.' Benethor took a quick bow and with growing confidence placed his trademark pipe back into his mouth and began smoking again, of course trying to keep the smoke away from the watching ponies. He raised his hoof and pointed at the east of the Everfree forest. Luna Terriotry. 'My geography might be a little off so tell me if i am wrong but it seems most of Lunar territory is actually deserts or canyons.' He pointed to the key areas: the pinto desert Raptorclaw canyon and the badlands and lastly the swamps. 'The relevance this has to the strategy is that if war is to break out we need to strike at there food sources. Which seems to me, correct me if i am wrong mostly Appleloosa.' He pointed to the settlement while sucking on his pipe. 'Capture or raid Appleloosa and i believe the Luna republic will begin to run out of food and this would be a great way to either defeat them or ransom prisoners in exchange for the return of Appleloosa to Luna control.' He then looked at the whole of Equestria and sighed. 'If we want to win I believe we must strive to at least this goal and that is a just war. If we want to win we must act kindly to the ponies we occupy and refuse to pillage lands and butcher villages. If we do this our chivalry will be rewarded with approval from the people of Equestria and make the Luna republic's fight lose steam.' He then nodded to show he was done as he kept his pipe out slowly and bowed to Celestia. 'Thank you for listening to me your Majesty.'
  12. I know it's an old song but if you did an MLP version of sweet Caroline I would happily sing it for you. Though if you don't want to do it it's fine
  13. Are you related to the other alicorns or are you just a random Alicorn that came into being?
  14. Benethor chuckled and smiled and Vedana. 'Yes I am sure she could. Have you had any Lunar spies yet, infact have you had any other spies.' Benethor of course knew of the Lunar threat but he had always wandered if any other faction could threaten the solar empire. Though were there any other factions? Benethor wanted to ask Verdana but he knew his curiosity on that subject could wait.
  15. It didn't take very long for Benethor to regret ever opening his fat trap. He winced almost as soon as he said and, the guards stares and screams of outrage didn't help either. Benethor did feel guilty, even before he was told what a great pony Vedana was, he couldn't believe he stooped to such a low level because he was called a spy. Benethor sighed and slowly and carefully trotted over ot the blind unicorn which he was sure bought him more angry stares. He stopped right next to him and lied on the ground putting his head next to the blind pony's hoof. 'I had no idea you were Verdana the pure. I had heard the stories about you but never did i think you were him.' Benethor sighed again keeping himself in this odd position. 'But even if you were a normal pony i had no right to speak to you like that. I am truly sorry, I know you can't see me but if you could you would see me in the lowly position that i am, I am the beggar Verdana not you. And i am begging for forgiveness. He then raised himself from this position and swallowed slowly That sounded so cheesy Benethor don't do that again!
  16. Before Pinkie could even answer Benethor almost burst out laughing, scraping his hoof against the ground to try and stop himself from cackling. 'A spy...A spy alerts his presence to the one he is watching does he?' Slowly Benethor was starting to let out his fear in the form of slight anger he narrowed his eyes at the blind unicorn. 'And who are you then hermit? A servant of Celestial beings? A speaker of nature itself or a beggar who managed to impress royalty by twisting words in ways that made it music to their ears.' Though Benethor was never normally this nasty, which he hoped the others would notice there was nothing he hated more than assumptions being made of him that were untrue. He swallowed bitterly from his outburst preparing for the consequences of his wicked words.
  17. Benethor looked oddly at the Pink Earth pony, something about her seemed familiar, as if she had an aura of familiarity about her, as if she had once worked on a rock farm that was near his farm years ago, but Benethor knew this was a ridiculous idea he took the pipe out of his mouth for the first time in ages and placed it in his saddle bag still blushing at the enthusiastic Pink pony. 'Um..Thanks for backing me up...um...' He said while raising a hoof and pointing at her. 'You.....but I don't think the others would like to hear what ideas i have.' He looked around again keeping a close eye on Vedana who still creeped the bejebus out of him before moving his head slowly to Celestia who he hoped wouldn't turn him into a pile of ash anytime soon.
  18. I want a mouth of sauron helmet so badly!

  19. Okay thanks! Willt ry to get back to you as soon as i can. I need to sleep now XD New years encourages me to stay up too late (its 2 am already)
  20. I would like to audition for a Royal guard or Shadow bolt. or both if you want i think this project sounds awesome. How should i audition?
  21. Benethor continued to stare at the blind pony, he wandered if the blind pony knew if he was staring and then he swallowed still not daring to move. Soon an insane resolve possessed him as he opened his mouth slowly. 'I'm sorry but I couldn't help but um..over hear that you were discussing a peace treaty.....' Benethor bit his pipe hard barely believing what he was going to say. 'Could I um....give some advise on how to approach it...Or at least the incoming war. I know i am just a corpral but i might have a few ideas.' Apon finishing his mind was screaming WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY! HOW BENETHOR YOU'VE REALLY MESSED UP THIS TIME!
  22. I miss that show. It was great and the only thing that made me hate it a bit was i felt sorry for them XD. The movie was good but just a little cheesy. Though i thought the series was a fresh idea and very clever (just like MLP)
  23. I can wear a moustache....

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