(I guess I'll join)
Name: Meem
Age: 9001
Race: Troll
Gender Sex: Please
Appearance: What ever you want me to look like, baby.
Cutie Mark Butt tattoo (if any): A heart
Pets Slaves (if any): That guy at the place with the thing.
Personality: JERK.
Biography: Just like every other Troll (except for every other Troll), Meem popped out of his mother's ear as a babby. He then brutally murdered her. And then he was a Jerk.
Powers: Being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, being a jerk, and lastly, X-ray vision.