Silverhoof 2,844 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 OK, this is the scenario: 1000 bronies are suddenly sucked into Equestria and become ponies. BUT and thats a big but... But we retain our human omnivorous nature...we can eat meat! Yum You discover a secret society devoted to buying up pigs, sheep, cows and chickens...and eating them. In fact you discover this society right during the annual Bacon Fest, and you're invited to join. What would you do? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostfacekiller39 23,879 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Join. I mean, it's not like we're eating ponies, and it's a secret society Plus, bacon is good 1 He who is Positively Obsessed With All Things Rarity!!! Check out the Rarity Fan Club! "Not everyone who is pretty is necessarily beautiful. For those two to come together is truly a Rarity" -Jacob G. Rosenberg Signature by @FadedSkies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,448 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 I'm not eating sentients. 1 By @Emerald Heart.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nulln 755 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Well I already don't eat meat, so no I wouldn't go to the bacon convention. lol I'd be the tattletale. the animals in Equestria are all shown to be of the same intelligence as everything else, it'd be like eating another people O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,533 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Well, It might be kind of hard in equestria where the cows can actually talk, i'd say it'd be rather difficult to bring myself to eat anything over there! I'd definitely just go vegan or something. And.... I... Don't like bacon.. Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Dash 163 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 And.... I... Don't like bacon.. What kind of cruel spawn of Satan are you? 3 I'm the uber-conservative one.Rainbow Dash x Kitchen Sink OTPA great man once said, "ON MLP 4UMS ERRYTHIN IS SRS BSNS"20% Chance I'm on my Wii U while posting this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,533 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 What kind of cruel spawn of Satan are you? You should know that I am not alone in my conquest. 1 Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,059 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 I ain't givin' up meat just 'cuz I turn into a pony or something, and somehow still have the appetite for it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argumedies 1,748 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 The only way I like cows and pigs is when their on my plate.. with BBQ sauce And that's why I could never go there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The JLmle 5,477 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Three words: Mmmmmmmm bacon.... Aaaaarrrgggghhhh Nightmare Night Fan Club signature by Scootaloodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlyer 329 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Well I'm already vegan so I would never go to such a convention...except to rescue all the animals and take them to Fluttershy! Sanctuary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool Proof 12 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 I love meat, but since (mostly) all animals in Equestria are basically people, I could ever bring myself to eat them :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The JLmle 5,477 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 I love meat, but since (mostly) all animals in Equestria are basically people, I could ever bring myself to eat them :x Technically the only pic we've seen (in G4) was the one that Spike and Applebloom were washing... And he didn't seem too sentient... So bacon should be okay Nightmare Night Fan Club signature by Scootaloodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurr 449 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 You should know that I am not alone in my conquest. My friend doesn't like bacon. You are not alone. But I do. Only turkey bacon. But since chickens don't talk... then... hint hint 1 I don't care what pony you like because I like everypony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT-1138 3,184 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Bacon?! Did somepony say bacon?! 1 Love is a most potent magic My FiMFiction | My DA | My Facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurr 449 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Technically the only pic we've seen (in G4) was the one that Spike and Applebloom were washing... And he didn't seem too sentient... So bacon should be okay WHICH PICTURE? I MUST KNOW! 1 I don't care what pony you like because I like everypony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The JLmle 5,477 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 WHICH PICTURE? I MUST KNOW!Season 3 episode 9 "Spike at you service" Nightmare Night Fan Club signature by Scootaloodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Nerd 833 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 (edited) Since I would be a pony, I would act like a pony and be vegan. Giving up meat will not be easy, but I wouldn't be human anymore. Eating pony food would not be too bad. I could get used to it. On a side note, does Spike eat anything besides jewels and pony food? No I don't think so, but other dragons probably eat cattle. Edited June 5, 2014 by Frosty Nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 4,934 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Hold on a second. I just want to point out the fact that often times the ponies seem to be omnivorous when it would convenient or the plot demands it. Pinkie said that she likes ketchup and mustard on hot dogs during Fall Weather Friends. And then there was Twilight stuffing her face with what appeared to be a hambuger at the friggin Krusty Krab in Twilight Time. I know there's more examples, but I can't remember them. And if we really want to get technical and split hairs we could point out all of the confectionary treats the ponies eat, which probably have dairy in them, which actual herbivores wouldn't eat. Now, we could obviously postulate alternate theories. For example, Pinkie does indeed eat hot dogs, but whose to say that their definition of a hot dog is anything remotely like ours? Maybe to them a hot dog is just alfalfa in the shape of a...well, you know what a hot dog's shaped like. Anyway, I don't care, I just think it's funny. To the question at hand, I would go vegan to fit in with the Equestrains. I'm not vegan or even vegetarian irl, but I wish I could be in many ways. I hate the cruel conditions/practices of the meat industry. I don't believe it's inherintly wrong to eat meat. Take, for example, the harmonious balance of primitive tribes that hunt for their food. Humans have lived that way for thousands of years, just like carnivourous and omnivorous animals. But it's the mass production of the meat industry that is so horrible. But, for a lot of reasons I'm not going to get into right now, I'm just not able to give up animal products. I admit that I'm a hypocrite. But I don't have a problem with anyone else eating meat either, so... But anyway, if I could become a pony in Equestria, then being vegan would not be a problem for me, so that's what I would do. Plus, joining the secret society would feel a bit too much like the Coven of Namira. I killed the Coven of Namira in my game, btw. F*ck those a**holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celli 4,349 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 I love bacon. You will never get me to stay away from it. It's like, the best food in the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyDream 315 June 5, 2014 Share June 5, 2014 Hold on a second. I just want to point out the fact that often times the ponies seem to be omnivorous when it would convenient or the plot demands it. Pinkie said that she likes ketchup and mustard on hot dogs during Fall Weather Friends. And then there was Twilight stuffing her face with what appeared to be a hambuger at the friggin Krusty Krab in Twilight Time. I know there's more examples, but I can't remember them. And if we really want to get technical and split hairs we could point out all of the confectionary treats the ponies eat, which probably have dairy in them, which actual herbivores wouldn't eat. Now, we could obviously postulate alternate theories. For example, Pinkie does indeed eat hot dogs, but whose to say that their definition of a hot dog is anything remotely like ours? Maybe to them a hot dog is just alfalfa in the shape of a...well, you know what a hot dog's shaped like. Anyway, I don't care, I just think it's funny.I thought about this, but I've eaten vegetarian equivalents for all of those foods. Considering that Equestria appears to have some rudimentary form of electricity, ... or at least a less rudimentary but less widely distributed form of it, they could certainly have manufacturing plants which can produce these foods. Methods of distribution of said foodery are nonissues. I feel like retaining one's omnivorous nature would be more of a shock than the actual transition to equestrianity. Whereas the transformation would be some sort of natural event, because clearly it had taken place en masse, an aberration resulting in a non-pony-like physical trait would be stranger and out of place. I'd still be a vegetarian. I don't have a problem with eating dairy, morally. I am unsure as to whether the equestrian digestive system could handle dairy or candy, but I'm not worried as much about that. I'd totally get my cake on every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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