Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Dolphanatic 298]

I've got a pocket knife. Sorry, Greppertas!

[The Professor...8D 823]

I kill thee with a...............................................Crossbow

[Dolphanatic 298]

I kill thee with a...............................................Crossbow

 

You have a crossbow to your left?

[The Professor...8D 823]

You have a crossbow to your left?

I Do.................I own a pawnshop...............so i have a whole wall of Bows to my left...................the Crossbow was directly in my line of Sight.....................8D

[Grepper 3,192]

I kill you with kindness.

Is that even possible?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,518]

I apparently would b killing you with my grandma's walker. XD Sounds more comedic than anything really. That is right next to the chair I'm sitting in currently.

[Dolphanatic 298]

I apparently would b killing you with my grandma's walker. XD Sounds more comedic than anything really. That is right next to the chair I'm sitting in currently.

 

...And I'll be killing you with a hot dog.

[Guest]

Boops you on the head with a empty bottle of cranberry juice. It's plastic so it won't hurt :V 

[Grepper 3,192]

I maul you with a plastic lawn chair.

 

Boops you on the head with a empty bottle of cranberry juice. It's plastic so it won't hurt :V 

 

But you were supposed to kill the user! Doesn't matter now anyway, you're dead.

[Star Racer 198]

I put you in prison, then at shower time, had you the wet soap bar to my left. I suggest you dont drop it.

About as bad as holding a hand gernade with the pin pulled, am i right?

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 40,518]

I put you in prison, then at shower time, had you the wet soap bar to my left. I suggest you dont drop it.

About as bad as holding a hand gernade with the pin pulled, am i right?

You have a prison to your left? O_O

 

Oh, and I'd kill with a spoon. Just a random spoon.

[Grepper 3,192]

Well, I kill you with a spork, then.

[Star Racer 198]

You have a prison to your left? O_O

 

Oh, and I'd kill with a spoon. Just a random spoon.

No, the bar of soap is to my left...the prison is just an addon.

Oh, and i strike you down with a fork.

 

If the next person has a spork....dear god.

[Guest]

I will kill you now with a small lego man 

[Grepper 3,192]

No, the bar of soap is to my left...the prison is just an addon.

Oh, and i strike you down with a fork.

 

If the next person has a spork....dear god.

 

I has a spork!

*Kills you with duct tape*

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

*throws an old alarm clock at you*

[JonasDarkmane 19,777]

I electrocute you with my computer's recharger (seriously though, it actually electrocutes me . It hurts). 

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a concrete stepping stone at you.

Edited June 19, 2015 by Greppertas

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

*Gets killed by a piece of cardboard* 

[Star Racer 198]

A wall outlet. WATT could i possible use that for? Oh, i know!

*plugs in a drill and drills your face*

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A wall outlet. WATT could i possible use that for? Oh, i know!

*plugs in a drill and drills your face*

You, sir, are extremely clever.

There is nothing that is on the arm of my chair that is different from last time (my tablet, and I stopped using my stuffed giraffe a while ago) so *looks on shelf farther to left* Headphones! Time to make them go up to 11! *rubs hands together*

[Star Racer 198]

Good pun. Still gotta kill you, though.

Its still the outlet, so I'll get a bit more creative.

*slams your head against the wall repeatedly, then throws you to the ground and stomps your chest in*

BRUTALITY!......dont take it personal, its just my sadistic quality thinkin of ways to kill someone. I always put Anon in place of people i know..........usually.

Edited June 19, 2015 by Star Racer

[yayayayayala 1,668]

I know, I'm bloodthirstily good at this thread too apparently XD

*lamely throws a pink battery-operated analog clock at your head*

[Xenomorphic 362]

Yaya, You Shall be Slayed with My Russian Hat

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Die from my half-full bag of skittles! >

 

Edit: Oops, emoticon fail. ^^

Edited June 19, 2015 by You Heard Nothing