Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a pair of slightly-smelly shoes.

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

I kill you with my mic I use for voice chatting D: D: D: Grrr D: D: D:

[yayayayayala 1,668]

A disc of MLP season 4. *snatches disc up and returns to case* You're spared!

[Guest]

I'll kill you with my Vans! 

[Grepper 3,192]

I slug you with my point-and-shoot Canon digital camera.

[Lunia 332]

I will choke you with my laptop battery. 

[Guest]

I'll smack you with a beach tourist attraction magazine

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

i'll trow my school backpack at you and hit you with the knowlege in my backpack!!!!

[Lunia 332]

I'll smack you with a bag of dog treats then make you feast on the treats inside. 

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw a metal case at you.

[Monsoon 1,662]

I would kill you with my mattress apparently XD

[Tinkh_ 239]

./smashes yer head in with a large, pink, citronella candle tin.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

OOO, I have lots of stuff! A sea-green notebook, a set of markers that I paid 17 bucks for *won't use those lol*, a little binder, MLP Season 2 Disc 1, my tablet AAAAND my water bottle. Not counting my stuffed giraffe that is always on the arm of my chair and is not being used in this thread.

[Guest]

I'll somehow kill you with nothing but thin air.

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab you with a yellow #2 pencil.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Oreo Double Stuff Cookies! You are surely doomed now!  OK, maybe not. Want some milk with that?

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw my desktop computer's monitor at you.

[Yummychickenblue 301]

Drowned with a water bottle.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

It's always the same stuff to my left, lol. Hmm...*peers carefully* Nah, I got nothing. Nothing I haven't used before XD

*throws chair at you* Its arm is on my left, that counts!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a notepad.

 

It's always the same stuff to my left, lol. Hmm...*peers carefully* Nah, I got nothing. Nothing I haven't used before XD

*throws chair at you* Its arm is on my left, that counts!

 

Turn around!

[redaxted 1,765]

*kills you with a Mini Minotaur* MUHAHAHA

[Sweet_Melody 308]

*throws a bowl of ice cream at your head*

[Grepper 3,192]

I stab you in the eyes with my glasses.

[Star Racer 198]

Today is bad day for you...

Kitty litter box that my brother is supposed to be cleaning...

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with an aluminum rod.

 

Today is bad day for you...
Kitty litter box that my brother is supposed to be cleaning...