Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Smashed in the face with a Physics textbook.

*proceeds to calculate momentum of book*

[StormLantern the 1st 427]

I will kill you with a lamp. Not a desk lamp, a floor lamp. It's one of those big, old fashioned ones from the 70s or 80s. Metal. It would make a good bludgeoning tool.

[Telferi 6,906]

I kill you with an aloe vera piece LOL

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Smothered by a pillow.

[Clawdeen 15,464]

Prepare to be killed by a bowl

[Wingnut 7,003]

Succumbed to an empty bagel wrapper.  You shall be missed.  -_-

[Star Racer 198]

A redneck rigged sink....well, its been broken before. Just have to use some more ducktape.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

GLASS COFFEE MUG!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Wyzecat 350]

Decimated by NUMBERS

[Telferi 6,906]

Kill it with fire TOWEL!

[Xeltor23 704]

I have a pillow to my left, thet'll be easy

[Telferi 6,906]

I have a Romeo and Juliet book on my left and i don't know how to kill with it

But i also have a second mouse on my left, so i can throw it  

Edited October 16, 2015 by Telferi

[CopenhagenChristen 4]

"I'm so sorry..."

I say to my bonsai, before uprooting it and beating you senseless with it.

[SailorMedamonGirl1 127]

Spearmint bubblegum, I choose you! *stuffs gum down your throat*

[Xeltor23 704]

My cat

[iceestarz 5,765]

My Rainbow Dash build a bear.

 

 

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

Gonna kill ya with my very large lamp. It's like...a lamp that stands on the floor and is around five feet tall.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

My 11 year old cousin

[Moonlit_Night 223]

You where killed by a heated soldering iron...... 

 

(Working on school project and needed a break... decided I'd go on here cause i actually have something that could probably effectively kill someone)

Edited October 17, 2015 by Pinkamena_Dianne_Pie

[Chara 1,565]

You where killed by a heated soldering iron...... 

 

(Working on school project and needed a break... decided I'd go on here cause i actually have something that could probably effectively kill someone)

You were killed with a kitchen knife (I eat in my room now and then)

[Moonlit_Night 223]

You where killed by... *Looks around* my PC... well bye after this post... *Picks up PC and smashes on your head, breaking the PC... and you*

[Wingnut 7,003]

In your ear with a can of beer.   

[Wingnut 7,003]

Soy sauce packet of doom. 

[Telferi 6,906]

Well, on my left is a big computer monitor

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall kill you with a bed...