Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a microphone pop filter.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

You have been killed by a soldering iron... hold on let me get it plugged in...

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Beware the extremely inefficient weapon: a spoon!

Just hope I'm not horribly slow at killing you.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a glass jar.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

1v1 me pillows only

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

I just took down a general with a spiral notebook. I am the general now.

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a package of printable address labels!

[Swift Marquis 327]

Well, i feel bad, but i `ll make you a collar with my console xD

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

'Tis my Lulu and Twily Plushies. I suppose I could try my hand at giving ye a heart attack... Or just smother you. But, I don't want to get my ponies dirty...

[Troblems 5,617]

Killed by a bottle of nasal spray. The scent alone is nasty enough to do a person in.

[Grepper 3,192]

I choke you with my electric guitar's shoulder strap.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A bunch of song papers... Death by paper storm!

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

*pushes a bookshelf over on you*

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

You can forever rest with the knowledge... That Luna Plushie killed you...

[Grepper 3,192]

I throw an KORG instrument tuner at you.

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[ShadOBabe 18,997]

EAT IPAD!! *smacks you with it*

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Take this!! *Throws open packet of jelly beans at ShadOBabe*

That's what you get for.. Umm.. uhhh.. i forget.. but take that!

[Rainbow Reaper 7]

I shall beat you with a pillow. It's so FLUFFY!!!!!

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

*Grabs drinking glass*

*Throws drinking glass*

*Misses*

DAMN IT! xD

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with the plate that held a sandwich that I finished eating recently.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Taste the wrath of my very comfortable blanket!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you with a pair of blue jeans!

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A foam minecraft sword.

 

 

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I stuff it down your throat!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I kill ya with my brother!!!!!!! 

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

I smash you with a Gibson Les Paul guitar!