Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Dakcka 182]

Rawr this very uncomfortable chair to my left will work!

 

Now... whether I'm going to make you sit in it to death or smash you with it....

[Clod 8,294]

Not if I kill you with this big Halloween themed Eeyore!

[Amorphis 351]

Death by a ruler!

[Moony the Cat 3,702]

I actually have a scissor next to me...thats gonna hurt. 

And might take a while.

[Baykush 328]

Fear, for I have the most powerful weapon ever created: a desktop lamp.

[Amorphis 351]

I have still the ruler! The ultimate weapon against... well... anything

Edited November 27, 2016 by Amorphis

[Clod 8,294]

Not more powerful than a new pair of jeans!!

[Amorphis 351]

Jeans?!

Hmm... i need a new weapon... tv!!!

[Raven Drakeaurd 292]

A crowbar, that would do that, Right?

[Guest]

How in the would could I kill you with a fluffy Eevee plush??

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*kills using a book*

[Clod 8,294]

*kills using a Xbox One controller*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*tears off the book cover* *stabs*

[Clod 8,294]

*murders with 1L Coke bottle*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*tears back cover of the book*

 

*sighs* My sister's going to kill me for using her book for murdering

[Clod 8,294]

*kills with TV remote*

 

>:  )

Edited December 12, 2016 by meme

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*slams user to the wall*

[Clod 8,294]

*picks up lamp, smashes on your head*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*takes out sharp stuff from my phone and backstabs user*

[Clod 8,294]

*suffocates with pillow*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*throws tablet like a shuriken*

[Clod 8,294]

*throws one water bottle, hits tablet, both fall. throws another bottle at you*

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

*throws book about food and feast in medieval england so user will die of hunger*

[Clod 8,294]

*eats book, throws ac/usb adapter*

[twiia 1,842]

accidentally drops a meteorology textbook on above user's head