Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[Mellow Mane 5,931]

*Slays @Slasher Panzy with a bag of potato chips*

[imawesome 449]

A pillow. A flippin' pillow. 

[lua 106]

A bag of cheez-its!

[TBD 17,256]

death by a sticky note.

[Twilight Luna 31,421]

Smothering by pillow 

[TBD 17,256]

smashed by a...sticky note again

[Prometheus 3,038]

Bus ticket.

Prepare for some nasty paper cuts boi.

[lua 106]

well get destroyed by a paper plate!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Weighing Scale Throw!!!!

[TBD 17,256]

death by a cell phone

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Death by boxing glove.

[Passion 3,484]

Would you prefer to be cut by sharp edges of sticky notes or rather be sticked to death?

[TBD 17,256]

And would you like me to read you to death? or smack your head with a book?

[PaulBron 173]

Death by a  low end PC

[TBD 17,256]

yeh? well death by a computer mouse!

[Twilight Luna 31,421]

Death by iPad.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Gives you paper cuts with newspapers!!

[TBD 17,256]

give you a paper cut with Tom Riddle's Dairy! 

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Haiku time.

A trash bag is here

I hope that you suffocate

As I run away

Edited January 28, 2019 by Meson Bolt

[RaraLover 10,416]

*looks left*

*moves Coloratura plushie away*

*looks left again*

 

Death by paper!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Throat slit with Black Manta action figure box.

[TBD 17,256]

Smashed by an heavy backpack 

[BulkyBright 37]

London-ed by a fork. 

[TBD 17,256]

suffocated by a used tissue. 

[BulkyBright 37]

16 hours ago, TBD said:

suffocated by a used tissue. 

someone get this man some holy water

Earraped by a Blue Yeti Mic.