Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

A jar full of gummy candy. I withhold it from you until you die of starvation!

[Neon Proxy 294]

My bra... *o.o* I just got changed into my pyjamas x)

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

My bra... *o.o* I just got changed into my pyjamas x)

I shudder to think of how my death will come about. 

 

A nearly empty water bottle... hmm. I will drive the straw into your skull, using the rest of the bottle as a hammer.

[Neon Proxy 294]

I shudder to think of how my death will come about. 

 

A nearly empty water bottle... hmm. I will drive the straw into your skull, using the rest of the bottle as a hammer.

I didn't want to think it through lol, it's delicate, lacy and expensive, don't want to ruin it XD

 

My Nintendo 3DS, I should really keep less expensive stuff to my left x)

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

*Attempts to smack you in the face with a pillow*

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Pillow fight!

[Grepper 3,192]

I hit you on the head with a clipboard.

[Stormlight 1,371]

I will suffocate you with a bag of Ruffles...right after I finish eating the rest of its contents.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I will destroy you with a pair of jeans. How I'll do it, I'm not sure, but I'll do it.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

I'm going to murder you with this cardboard Little Salad Bar box. It's pretty big and firm reinforced cardboard, so I suppose I can do the job with a few very well-placed hits...

 

 

Like, to the temple?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I'll throw my super lazy brother who is always at it's laptop. He won't notice it, don't worry

[Neon Proxy 294]

A paw shaped stress ball x)

[Lulaypp 2,555]

My sister's book. *splat*

[Neon Proxy 294]

My otter plushie ;_;

[Wingnut 6,989]

But...but I don't want to kill NeoProx with my cheese crackers. 

[Neon Proxy 294]

And I don't want to kill you either with my black stilettos, ouch!

[norse.pony999 21]

that means my hatchet machete condom or second keyboard you dont know what is on my desk

Edited February 20, 2016 by norse.pony999

[Frosty-Fire 57]

I will suffocate norse.pony999 with a pillow.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

I blow up your ears with my amazing sony headphonez which causes an internal bleeding which kills you

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

*tosses an angry cat at you*

[Lisa 5,553]

I'll blend your face with a fan. 

 

ow

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

My chair's armrest... Now how do I take this off... Oh well, the whole chair could do...

[Neon Proxy 294]

My eyelash curler... Wow that sounds very gruesome o.o

Edited February 25, 2016 by Neon Proxy

[Guest]

I hope you like trains

[NyanLuna 81]

To my left is a ruler.. An MLP one at that..