Kill the User Above with the item to your left.

[IronM17 5,373]

An tiny USB-stick. 

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Quake in terror at the dangerous majesty of my box fan! 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Newton's cradle

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

You'll be smashed to death with a door, muhaha

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

I'll smash your head in with a heavy textbook.

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I'm supposed to kill you with about two swallows of tea. No idea how I'm going to pull this off.

[IronM17 5,373]

A Headphone, the perfect weapon. 

[Telferi 6,906]

Literature book 

[IronM17 5,373]

A Vuvuzela ...yeah, this thing can be really painful when you hear it the whole time. XD

Edited March 3, 2016 by IronM17

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,428]

Hoohaa! I attack you with multiple boxes of Frosted Shredded Wheat cereal! Yes, I have that to my left. :3

[IronM17 5,373]

A blanket, you have no chance. 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Muhahaha, toilet paper

[IronM17 5,373]

A t-shirt 

[Chaton 3,765]

Well. A chair.

 

A soft spinning desk chair no less.

 

Prepare to get fluffed to death c:

[Lulaypp 2,555]

My dad's chair is pretty hard.... *throws chair*

[Chaton 3,765]

Oh no! Not the chair!

 

I now have a memory stick.

 

Prepare to be downloaded

[Lulaypp 2,555]

XD I'm downloaded!!!!

 

Shall I strangle you with my earphone? *twirls earphone like a lasso*

[Chaton 3,765]

Another memory stick!

 

(I have like 14 of them here.)

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Wow! I am being re-downloaded!!!!!

 

Would you like prefer the chair or the earphone?

[Chaton 3,765]

The earphones.

 

Because I now have another chair!

 

And it's one of those really big desk chairs

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I have been squashed by a big chair!

 

I am siting sideways making the laptop on my left! *attacks with the laptop*

[Chaton 3,765]

Not ze laptop!

 

If I'm in a car sitting in the passenger seat, which I am, do I get to kill you with the car or just the door?

 

Either way, heavy metal object go!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Logically, the door. But there is no problem with a car!

 

Hahaha! I have a rice cooker! Too bad it isn't hot...

[Chaton 3,765]

I got out the car, next to another car.

 

NOW I CAN USE THAT CAR <3

[Lulaypp 2,555]

What? Noooo!!!! Run!

 

I have a mug of boiling hot coffee!!!! And it shall be my latest weapon!