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[Breakfast 21]

I'm so terrible at these introduction threads. Hello, mlpforums. I call myself The Dork because that's pretty much what I am in real life. I'm the kind of guy who says something weird and has no idea why people are starring at me.

 

About me? I'm a six foot tall agnostic caucasian male who likes long walks on the beach, holding ha-- wrong site. I'm autistic and have a tendancy to overanalyze things. I'm very blunt too. I spend most of my time daydreaming about what I should be doing and shirking my responsibilities. I'm not really into fanon and I don't care about pairings. Oh, and I think I'm the only brony on the planet who considers Dave Polsky the best writer on the show.

 

I got into the fandom about a year ago when I saw a lot of guys going nuts about a crazy-haired pink pony. I saw a few clips of Pinkie Pie and because of the flash animation I assumed it was a satire of My Little Pony, then discovered the real thing. I love the show for its effort into production ranging from characterization to story narrative.

 

Fandoms and interests: John Carpenter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mystery Science Theater 3000, South Park, Horror, Sci Fi, Action movies, the cheesiness of the 80s, Batman, George Carlin, The Spoony Experiment, Rifftrax, Transformers (the 80s cartoon, not the Michael Bay movies), Animaniacs, Avatar the Last Airbender, Donald Duck, comic books, hiding when the doorbell rings, making random noises, fantasizing about Alyson Hannigan, video games, Disgaea, Nintendo, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Patton Oswalt, Deadpool, and collecting action figures.

 

I'm pretty stoic for the most part but I have my limits. This whole Kony issue has royally pissed me off. I try my best to avoid politics because I always get pissed off and come close to having aneuryisms, so I guess you can call them my pet peeve.

 

Best pony is Sweetie Belle.

[Gingerpotato 889]

Hello and welcome to the forums! We have a great community and I'm sure you'll fit right in

 

You've seen Avatar the Last Airbender? Automatic awesome achieved. However, I do have one quarrel with you.

You appear to have spelt "Rainbow Dash" very wrong in your final sentence, here, lemme fix that

 

Best pony is Sweetie Belle. Rainbow Dash!

 

But in all seriousness, welcome and have fun.

[~Chaos~ 3,966]

Welcome to the forums!

[Nurse Redheart 5]

welcome to the herd, there is now no going back. please stay still while i give you your mandatory shots

[Jokuc 8,172]

Hey, welcome to the forums!

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

Welcome to the forums! This place is all kinds of fun and you're going to fit right in! Since it appears nopony else has posted the official welcoming song, allow me to have that honor!

[Rainbow Danger Dash 145]

WELCOME!

[Guitarguru007 49]

About me? I'm a six foot tall agnostic caucasian male who likes long walks on the beach, holding ha--

Aw MAN! You got my hopes up and everything.

 

 

 

JUST KIDDING!!! Welcome to the fourms, man.

Edited March 23, 2012 by GuitarGuru007

[Breakfast 21]

Thank you all for the greetings.