Dumb or Funny Laws

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Talk about all the dumb, funny, or flat out weird laws in the world RIGHT HERE!

 

Here are some of my favorite ones:

 

Chico, California - Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

 

Kentucky - It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

 

Ottumwa, Iowa - It is illegal for any man, within the corporate city limits, to wink at any female with whom he is "unacquainted."

 

Baltimore, Maryland - It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

In the state of Arizona it is illegal to live with someone that is not your spouse or not related to you

 

(don't quote me on that if I'm wrong my step mom told me that a few months ago) 

Edited July 17, 2014 by PonygamesFluttershy

[boiteporte 591]

France  : No pig is to be called Napoleon.

No ketchup is to be allowed in school canteens.

 

There are others  but I can't remember them right now.

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I have a book full of these somewhere; I'll have to see if I can find it.

 

One that I can remember is that it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a lamppost in Atlanta.

[(MARVEL) Blue Blood 991]

This video pretty much sums everything up. 

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

I have a book full of these somewhere; I'll have to see if I can find it.

 

One that I can remember is that it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a lamppost in Atlanta.

This made me lol XD

 

So many weird and random animal laws

Edited July 17, 2014 by LZRD WZRD

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

This video pretty much sums everything up. 

wait is that a new video from DD I don't remember that one

[(MARVEL) Blue Blood 991]

wait is that a new video from DD I don't remember that one

Yeah, it's the newest one to come out.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Yeah, it's the newest one to come out.

yes I love DD I will check it out later on my Xbox

 

hahaha number one is just hilarious who in Equestria created that law 

Edited July 17, 2014 by PonygamesFluttershy

[Marciblook 612]

This video pretty much sums everything up.

 

Wow, I literally just saw this

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

This video pretty much sums everything up.

 

I was just going to post the "you can't have sex with a porcupine" law XD

[(MARVEL) Blue Blood 991]

I was just going to post the "you can't have sex with a porcupine" law XD

You'd have to be REALLY horny if you want to do it with a porcupine. That or really desperate. 

[boiteporte 591]

I found a couple of other laws in France which are absolutely outdated but are theoretically still in effect.

 

For example, women are not actually allowed to wear trousers unless specifically authorized by a doctor. Also, people have to have a bale of hay at home in case the King's Horse was to come near your house. (yes, those laws are still in effect).

 

It is also illegal to film or otherwise take photographs of Police Officers or Police Vehicles unless authorized by the Department of Justice.

During the day, on the music channels on the radio, at least 40 percent of music has to be French.

 

In train stations, it is illegal to kiss because people kissing causes a delay of the trains.

 

Some towns have also adopted their own laws. In the town of Cugneaux, it is illegal for people to die if they are not a resident of the town.

 

In the town of  Sainte-Gemmes-sur-Loire, it is illegal to feed Santa's deer on Christmas.

Finally, in the town of Chateauneuf-du-Pape, aliens are not allowed.

 

EDIT : You can actually get a fine by calling your pig Napoleon. It appears that this law is silly but not outdated.

 

That is all I can think of.

Edited July 17, 2014 by boiteporte

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Nebraska - It is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing.

 

New York - It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

 

Carmel, New York - A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

 

Greene, New York - During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

 

Oklahoma - It Is Illegal To Have A sleeping Donkey In Your Bathtub After 7pm.

 

Oxford, Ohio - It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.

Edited July 17, 2014 by LZRD WZRD

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Canada- It is illegal to see a moose from an airplane.

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

Canada- It is illegal to see a moose from an airplane.

Lol wait, are you serious? XD

[Vertigo_95 572]

In Texas, it is illegal to graffiti someones cow.

It is against the law to use "The Star Spangled Banner" as dance music in Massachusetts 

 

This was gotten from the Snapple fact of the day via text message.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Lol wait, are you serious? XD

Appearently, it also applies to Alaska...

[A goat 323]

In england, it is illegal to die in the house of parlemant. 

[IcyHaze 594]

I know a really really dumb one

 

In most of the USA, gay marriage is illegal. Sounds pretty fucking dumb to me.

Edited July 18, 2014 by IcyHaze

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

In england, it is illegal to die in the house of parlemant.

lol silly England. I'll die where I want!

[Sigma 768]

Buddhist monks living in China need permission from the Chinese government to reincarnate.

 

[GrauWitz 1,010]

London, England - It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

 

United Arab Emirates - Public Display of Affection is illegal

 

New Jersey - It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof while commiting a murder (wut?)

 

New York - It's illegal to flirt with someone in public

 

Florida - Women who fall asleep under a hair-dryer will be arrested

[A goat 323]

 

 

London, England - It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

United Arab Emirates - Public Display of Affection is illegal

New Jersey - It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof while commiting a murder (wut?)

New York - It's illegal to flirt with someone in public

Florida - Women who fall asleep under a hair-dryer will be arrested

Well the reason it's illegal to wear a bullet proof vest while commiting a murder is probably because it would make it harder for the police to put him/her down.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

Buddhist monks living in China need permission from the Chinese government to reincarnate.

 

Illegal rebirth?!

Somehow I think I've yet to see it all...