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To be honest, I thought and still think that Clockwork worships satan <3 :3 But. this is odd

I know i dont worship him

 

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I would, just for the fun of it, reply with "I agree," and then leave. Or some other reply that would confuse her.

 

I don't see how any of you might think that's ridiculous, but I find it sort of amusing.

 

Now if only that happened to me while wearing a steampunk pony shirt...

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I would've slapped her. Just the fact that she thought she had the right to confront a completely random person doing nothing to her because they belong to a group that she thinks 'harmed' her child's sexuality... God, some Christians just make me... GRRRR

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I would've slapped her. Just the fact that she thought she had the right to confront a completely random person doing nothing to her because they belong to a group that she thinks 'harmed' her child's sexuality... God, some Christians just make me... GRRRR

 

That, too.

Which is why I won't go into stores wearing clothes with ponies on them.

 

Not now, anyway.


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By the way, mine and Twilight's personalities have a lot of similarities, maybe hardly any difference. I checked.

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Worship Satan? Of all the stereotypes we get slapped with I don't believe I'm familiar with that one. 0-0 XD I mean, we've all heard the pony-watchers are gay thing, (invalid) but this is dumb.

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Posted earlier, but going to do another, I think she deserved to know the truth! :P

 

Of course we all worship satan, dance around fires with pentagrams, and do blood sacrifices!

 

This is our theme-song that we play while doing our dastardly deeds in the name of Beezlebub:

 

 

<3 love this song <3

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Posted earlier, but going to do another, I think she deserved to know the truth! :P

 

Of course we all worship satan, dance around fires with pentagrams, and do blood sacrifices!

 

This is our theme-song that we play while doing our dastardly deeds in the name of Beezlebub:

 

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Ujzp9ffPwPM

 

No. If we're gonna be proper satanists, we will listen to nothing but Black Metal and Deicide.

 

 

Mmmm... Deicide...

 

Back on subject, no I haven't had any similar experiences. When I've made countless pony references over the PA system (and even announcing that I'm a brony), no one really acted very severly. They either shrugged it off or gave me praise for it. I think it depends where you live to be quite honest, because reactions will vary.

 

And if you don't mind me asking, do you live in the south Cloud?

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That was a rather... interesting story. Anyone think that if we did something bad unintentionally, we are satanist? Yes.

 

Logical Explanation: (WARNING: Heavy Religion Theory. Atheist who's offended should avoid this. I won't argue with you, I value your belief.)

 

If God exist, then so is Satan. God and Satan are both GOOD, those two entities balances our world. For Example, In a world where Evil Deeds & Suffering doesn't exist, Good Deeds are nothing but a waste of time because no one needs help. It's been universally known that only good people can go to heaven. Therefore, it's impossible to go to heaven without Satan's help who creates suffering people for us to help.

 

I mean, if Satan is a bad entity who only wants people to suffer, there would be utter war of chaos between God & Satan, isn't there? :P

 

So, Believing in God = Believing in Satan.

 

 

(I apologize to any of you who's offended)


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I have a thread for this *sadface*

 

Interesting story ._.

The way she put it (according to you) it sounds like she thinks there's something wrong with her son. That's messed up.

 

Also, she said you (along with all of us) should burn in hell. That's not the same thing as worshiping Satan. She just said we should suffer eternally for enjoying fine animation that enforces moral values. :D

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That lady needs to get her freaking priorities straight. "OH, MY NEPHEW IS GAY NOW JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES PONIES." Bitch, please. Just because he likes ponies doesn't mean he's gay. And all bronies are atheists? Now that REALLY offends me. I'm Christian, and I let other people believe what they wish, but no way am I ever going to be atheist. Jesus Christ is our savior and that's what I believe in. This woman better pray she never run into me. I would blow up on her.

Oh, and you could probably press charges against her if you know her. Smacking the bag of chips out of your hand could be considered assault. She deserves it.

 

Just saying, this topic is about how she thinks bronies worship satan. And you said ''And all bronies are atheists'' instead of ''satan worshipers'' are you saying that all atheists worship satan? If so, then maybe I should remind you, atheism is the belief of there being no supernatural being at ALL. So, that means, no satan, no god, no jesus, no allah, no god at all, just reminding you.

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Just saying, this topic is about how she thinks bronies worship satan. And you said ''And all bronies are atheists'' instead of ''satan worshipers'' are you saying that all atheists worship satan? If so, then maybe I should remind you, atheism is the belief of there being no supernatural being at ALL. So, that means, no satan, no god, no jesus, no allah, no god at all, just reminding you.

I didn't notice that, sorry ><;; I understand what atheism is, I just got a little too sidetracked with that. Sincerest apologies. I feel like a bumhole now. ><;;;


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I have a thread for this *sadface*

 

Interesting story ._.

The way she put it (according to you) it sounds like she thinks there's something wrong with her son. That's messed up.

 

Also, she said you (along with all of us) should burn in hell. That's not the same thing as worshiping Satan. She just said we should suffer eternally for enjoying fine animation that enforces moral values. :D

 

She did mention something about "Lucifer betraying his pony followers" or something. I just neglected to mention it. She really went into detail and I just didn't want to type it all out. :lol: Edited by Cloud-Kicker

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ooh! ooh! here's a good one.

she says there is something satanic about ponies? well then, remind her about Veggie Tales! a christian claymotion animation featuring, wait for it, humanoid VEGETABLES!

 

yeah, TOTALLY nothing satanic about THAT!

 

Well if ponies are satanic, I don't even wanna know what humanoid veggies would be classified as. :blink:

 

And honestly, on my way home after that, I started thinking of a million different things I could've said to add some comic relief to the moment or just mess with her head a little more. But after "stealing her nephew", I think messing with her would just be adding insult to injury :lol:


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She did mention something about "Lucifer betraying his pony followers" or something. I just neglected to mention it. She really went into detail and I just didn't want to type it all out. :lol:

 

Oh!

 

.. I'll just :x then. :lol:

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Little late to this thread, but... wat? I mean of all people to worship satin she chose fans of MLP!? Well, It's her loss for lookin like an idiot I guess. some people these days...
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i live in utah, and most people here just grin and bare it, i just wear a rainbow dash cutie mark t-shirt, and of course i get the odd, "G*yay*Y F*yay*G" and some other rude things, but all i think is "you mad bro?"


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I know someone who thinks that all bronies are pedophiles... seriously what the buck?

 

By the way...

 

Its all true lady, we all want to eat babys and declare their blood in the glorious name of our master Satan. We're also going to rise up and burn your women and rape your villiages. Isn't it obvious? Why else would we like ponis and friendship if not to please or master satan? *Trollface*


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Well, we never know how traumatizing being a parent/old relative can be until we see it for ourselves. Maybe she is just having a tough time, and having this happen to her nephew blew her over the edge. Before we criticize these people, we have to know why they are so irritable, you know?

 

Otherwise, that wasn't very nice of her(obviously), she should have kept her anger to herself if she was able. However, there will always be anti-bronies in the world, best to quell those thoughts and live on... BRONY AND PROUD!!

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