Bronies worship Satan?

[Rainbow_Crash 92]

hahahahaha!!!Thats so epic xD

 

 

But i guess it could be true, the rate bronies are spreading is huuuge, it can only be due to lauren FAUST'S deal with satan to create the best show ever xD

[Skye Starlight 223]

Ok, so colorful, magical ponies are satanic now? A show for little girls is satanic? Seriously? Maybe it's just a good cartoon that hetrosexual males like too... What would you prefer him to watch? Family guy? The Simpsons? American dad? All of these things have adult humor in them that make them funny, unless you're a spiteful christian who doesn't think that a guy can like a girls show without being gay... Actually, let me rephrase that... Without being homosexual! Gay means happy, and that is precisely what the ponies have done to us! We're happy watching ponies, therefore I say let us be gay and merry people who love and praise each other! Let us rejoice in Philia love! Let us all be friends!

[Nordica 179]

I find this behavior disturbing...

[Zalgo 593]

 

Seriously... WTF... That's just.... Wow.

 

As a catholic, that actually kind of offends me that someone would think I'm satanic.

 

it's like that christian forum who said that notch = satan

 

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 616]

Dafuq? Satan & MLP couldn't be farther different, She's a Super-Hater!!!

[Goodra 530]

What a bitch, I'm a brony and my friend tells me I'm one of the straitest guys he knows. If I was a girl in your case, I would slap that bitch right across the face and say "Shut the fuck up, not all of us are like that!" Of course, i'de wait until we were outside.

[The Awesome One 1,314]

This is just plain stupid and ridiculous you should have said something back to her!

[Crazy Misty 653]

I worshiped Satan before it was cool /hipster

[Skullbuster 1,906]

ive been called a satanist for being an athiest, but not for being a brony, that must of been awkward XD

[Tukr 21]

Dont mind, everypony. There is a lot of stupid people around.

And their idiotness does not vary in different countries, I see.

 

Oh, do you remember that article against ponies by Westboro Church? There was a lot more marasmus and stupidity.

 

Update: Look what i found: http://www.shelleyth...is-satanic.aspx

 

I couldn't stop laughing. XD Sorry if I offend anyone when I say this, and it is my own personal opinion but... ALL RELIGION IS SO BUCKING STUPID!!!!! There is no solid proof behind any of it, yet people still try to follow it and force it upon others like their religion is solid fact. And for someone to claim that animals have no souls nor have their own personal will and personalities is just absurd! That guy who wrote that article must live under a rock or got dropped on his head as a child. Geeze....

 

Ok, my outburst is over. I'm gonna go to bed now. XD

[Rainbow_Crash 92]

Maybe you should have said "HEIL SATAN", she then would probably have a heart attack and shut up xD

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

well, umm

i've always been fascinated by satan, hell, and the occult

so if i had been the one yelled at

uhm

would her accusations have been true in my case?

 

actually, i'd tell her ALL about the stuff i'm into that would be called sinful, since she's so interested in my beliefs and all

would be fun

[Todash 3]

Another good reply to her, I suppose:

"Yes, i'm a Satanist. Because we will all be in hell, but I'll be there with a pitchfork" © russian bash.org

[SpectrumUK_D 45]

wow.....just wow.....now I've heard a lot of thing being thrown around at us I personally have been called "gay, a horse wanker, someone with the mental age of a six year old girl, and a paedophile (among others)" over this (on the internet) but never a Satanist.....that’s just a little strange and I don't really see the connection between cartoon ponies and Satan?

On a side note I myself am not religious, so I wouldn't really understand her viewpoint, but it still seems a little OTT

[Trixies Apprentice L 489]

Maybe you should have said "HEIL SATAN", she then would probably have a heart attack and shut up xD

 

This with an evil laugh and a last line your nephew is our now and then another laugh xD That is the reaction that you must Do xD

 

Btw what else are we going to be I think everything bad is already accused on us xD

[Crazy Misty 653]

I'll be honest here, I'd much rather go to hell and suffer eternily than have such a boring and restricted life. (Not saying all religious people are like that_

[Rainbow Danger Dash 145]

Wow... ugh... i would of flew away!

[Ashbad 969]

Everyone knows we're Satanic. I mean, it's really obvious. Colorful little ponies, the lessons of love and tolerance, and the "magic of friendship" and everything that comes with it are spawns of the devil.

 

 

That being said, I would have been laughing so hard if I were in your hooves. Halfway through her rage, I probably would've said something like, "didn't you hear? Satanic worship is 20% cooler nowadays." and just walked off. I honestly can't believe something this ridiculous could ever actually ever happen in real life -- sorry you had to experience it!

[Guest]

Update: Look what i found: http://www.shelleyth...is-satanic.aspx

 

Didn't we already determine in another thread that this article was made to be a TROLL article, the site itself says that (where it originally came from anyway)?

[The Alpha Team 51]

Oh you just realized.

I thought the Brony membership pamphlet went over that

[Jokuc 8,172]

What the hay is wrong with some people?

[CapnKrunk 307]

CHILDHOOD IS A JOKE (JK)

 

WRONG!!!!!!

TOO MUCH MISUNDERSTANDING

[Dreadmallon 353]

I would've punched her and flicked her off for taking my chips.

 

Wow, I have anger issues.

[The Alpha Team 51]

As a Christain this lady disgusts me, I spent a year among Mormoms once and this lady seems like she'd fit well with them

That being said if she ha stopped me, I probably would have reacted with uncontrollable laughter and a sarcastic thumbs up

And as for the troll article, best laugh I've had in ages

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

ooh! ooh! here's a good one.

she says there is something satanic about ponies? well then, remind her about Veggie Tales! a christian claymotion animation featuring, wait for it, humanoid VEGETABLES!

 

yeah, TOTALLY nothing satanic about THAT!