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Monsters from the Everfree Forest are multiplying and spreading all over Equestria. The princesses haven't figured out how or why it's happened, and they have yet to come up with a solution to get rid of them all.

BUT, Twilight has figured out a way to help the entire population survive until they do. A city was recently discovered underground that's large enough for everyone to take shelter. It has been abandoned by a pony civilization older than Celestia and Luna. All the princesses agree to relocate every pony there and set up a magical barrier that only they can pass through.

And in their stead, Twilight decides to use the mirror pool from Too Many Pinkie Pies to create clones of the population for the monsters to eat. It seems logical, because for all she knows, this outbreak could have been caused by some asshole wanting all ponies exterminated. But to keep the plan moral and just, Twilight uses some of her own magic on the pool so that all the pony clones that come out are nothing but empty shells. No one's going to mind sacrificing them if they're not alive to begin with and they can't feel any pain.

There's one problem though. In one experiment, it is observed by the Mane Six that the cloned meat has no flavor, and the monsters will just spit it out and keep ravaging the continent until they find the real ones.

Therefore, Twilight has to enhance her spell and assign a unique flavor to all the clones. And Pinkie's more than willing to help give her ideas. What are your suggestions?


These are all I can think of.

Twilight: Grape slushie
Pinkie Pie: Cherry Pop Tarts

Rainbow Dash: Bubble gum
Applejack: Apple pie
Rarity: French vanilla

Fluttershy: Peaches and cream
Sunset Shimmer: Ravioli
Zecora: Oreo milkshake

Trixie: Water
Celestia: Cake frosting

Luna: Pepsi

Cadence: Trix yogurt

Big Mac: Apple cobbler
Cheerilee: Raspberry Mambas

Mayor: Molasses cookies

Photo Finish: Cherry cheesecake
Hoity Toity: Coconut
Fancy Pants: York patties
Daring Do: Ginger ale

Coco Pommel: Egg custard

Filthie Rich: Wheaties

Lyra: Mints
Octavia: Lilac macarons

Vinyl Scratch: RC Cola
Cloudchaser: Marshmallows

Thunderlane: Mountain-blast Powerade

Derpy: Butter croissants

Aloe: Pink lemonade
Lotus Blossom: Guava nectar
Sapphire Shores: Lemon poundcake

Starlight Glimmer: Blackberry yogurt

Chrysalis: Licorice
All crystal ponies: Jolly Ranchers

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Great premise.  You put a bit of thought into that!  That could be a two-part episode.  They should do that.  When you said underground city, I immediately thought Zion.

 

Anyway, nice try on the flavors, but you were both way off on Twi.

 

Twilight - cardboard.  Or oat bran.  In other words, cardboard.

 

Fluttershy - Starburst (the pink and yellow mixed together)

 

Pinkie - classic birthday cake

 

Rainbow - skittles

 

Rarity - Um...teriyaki and....uh....siracha.  Sure, why not.

 

Applejack -

Pineapples.

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The Zecora - Oreo Milkshake is GENIUS! :D

 

Twilight - Grape flavored NERDS candy

Applejack - Applejacks cereal

Pinkie Pie - Cotton Candy

Flutershy - Butter

Rarity - Fine Wine

Rainbow Dash - Red Bull

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Twilight Sparkle: grapes

Applejack: apples

Pinkie Pie: cupcakes

Rainbow Dash: Red Bull

Rarity: white wine

Fluttershy: cotton candy


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Nice answers, but why stop at just the Mane Six? The idea is they have to fool the monsters by cloning everyone, not only themselves. 


 

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Twilight: grapes

Pinkie Pie: raspberry cake

Rarity: marshmallow, obviously

Rainbow Dash: candies like Skittles or Smarties

Applejack: apples/apple pie

Fluttershy: vanilla and cotton candy

 

Spitfire: chili pepper

Derpy: mint perhaps?

Celestia: yogurt

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Twilight Sparkle: brownies and milk

Applejack: Flapjacks with apple-pie filling compote and whipped cream

Rarity: Baked Alaska

Rainbow Dash: Spicy Buffalo Wings & Mountain Dew

Fluttershy: Marshmallow "Peeps"

Pinkie Pie:  Banana Split

 

Maud Pie: Animal Crackers & Dr. Pepper

Big Macintosh: Corn Dogs & a Chocolate Shake

Granny Smith:  Baked Apples

Spike: Gummy Worms and Pop-Rocks

Spitfire:  Spicy Cheetos

Soarin:  Blueberry Cobbler and Jolt

DJ Pon-3: Doritos & Iced Tea

Mayor Mare: Caesar Salad

Derpy: Salt-Water Taffy

Discord: Dark Milky Way Bar with Wasabi & Earl Grey Tea

Zecora: Mango & Jasmine Tea

Miss Cheerilee: Choclate Covered Cherries

Scootaloo:  S'mores

Apple Bloom: Apple pie w/ Vanilla Ice Cream

Sweetie Belle: Soft Ice Cream Cone - any flavor

Daring D: Beef Jerky and Cold Water

 

 

Princess Celestia: Rainbow Sorbet

Princess Luna: Licorice Sticks & Red Hots

Princess Cadance: Cheesecake and Perrier

Shining Armor: Fish Tacos & White Wine

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I think they would taste like hair and meat. :P (sorry if this double posts)

 

Like...horse meat? They are horses after all.

 

Check the OP. They're clones from the mirror pool that unexpectedly came without any flavor.

 

That's the point. Twilight's trying to give them different tastes.

 

 

 

Anyway….. just thought of some more!

 

Photo Finish: Cherry cheesecake

Hoity Toity: Coconut

Octavia: Lilac macarons

Vinyl Scratch: RC Cola

Cloudchaser: Marshmallows

Thunderlane: Mountain-Blast Powerade

Big Mac: Apple cobbler

Chrysalis: Licorice

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Twilight: Bacon (like her mane)

Applejack: Apples duh

Pinkie Pie: Pink Cotton Candy

Fluttershy: Kale 

Rarity: Marshmallows obviously

Rainbow Dash: Skittles because taste the rainbow

 

Apple Bloom: Pears :lol:

Sweetie Belle: Marshmallows (it runs in the family)

Scootaloo: Either dodo meat or chicken 

Diamond Tiara: Beef Jerky 

 

Celestia: Ambrosia

Luna: Moon Cakes

 

Big Macintosh: McDonald's  :P

Cheerilee: Cherry pie

Zecora: Oreos 

Filthy Rich: Black Licorice 

Derpy; Muffins (English muffins to be precise)


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Twilight Sparkle - Grapes

Rainbow Dash - Skittles

Rarity - Marshmallow

Fluttershy - Bubblegum

Applejack - ...Apples...

Pinkie - Cotton Candy

 

 

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You know how a hamburger patty tastes????  I think they should all just taste like that.

Sounds kinda boring. The monsters won't even get a bun to go with them.


 

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Rarity: Marshmallows

The entire Apple Family: Apples.... duh

Scootaloo: KFC

Pinkie Pie: Bubblegum

Discord: Snozberry (yes, I went there)

Time Turner: Carmel

Hocus Pocus (Yes, I'm using my OC, so what?):

 

 

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Twilight: Wheat cereal?

I just thought of that for Filthie Rich, actually.

 

 

Sapphire Shores: Lemon poundcake

Starlight Glimmer: Blackberry yogurt

Coco Pommel: Egg custard

Filthie Rich: Wheaties

All crystal ponies: Jolly Ranchers

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Twilight Sparkle - Grapes

Rainbow Dash - Skittles

Rarity - Marshmallow

Fluttershy - Bubblegum

Applejack - ...Apples...

Pinkie - Cotton Candy

 

 

I photoshopped this in Rarity's honour.

 

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I would go with those for the Mane 6.

 

For CMC I would go with:

Applebloom: Apples

Sweetie Belle: mini marshmallows

Scootaloo: um Energy Bars I don't know

 

For Cadance I would go with Angel Cake.

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Well, I can see Scootaloo tasting somewhat like an orange sherbet.

The rest I can also agree with.

I would go with those for the Mane 6.

For CMC I would go with:

Applebloom: Apples

Sweetie Belle: mini marshmallows

Scootaloo: um Energy Bars I don't know

For Cadance I would go with Angel Cake.

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applejack should taste like oranges

Rarity should taste like toothpaste

Twilight should taste like a waffle

Rainbow Dash should taste like broccoli

Pinkie Pie should taste like poisoned cereal

Fluttershy should taste like a lemon


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I really do not know an answer.. :mellow:  Eeyup.


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