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[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Ah ah ah, no can do, friend. You don't exist, remember?

You can't just simply walk back into the universe.

And I'm not a sore loser, I am just HUGELY IRRITATED at your previous statement.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i just told you how to kill me, why dont you, besides, if i can go through multiple universes myself, dont you think i can handle a little no existance paradox, that and you proved im now the reason for the big bang. i got so bored that i made a black hole, but since there was no universe, it imploded on itself, sucking me in, the result........KABOOM!!!! and after regeneration, i froze myself, wound up in Italy, then came here. now stop with the tantrum, the battle is over, im back, and im bored. ill be in the other threads now good day

[EpicPwny 33]

EpicPony has joined.

 

Anypony else waiting to battle?

 

I sir, challenge you to a duel!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Draco has left the room

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

i just told you how to kill me, why dont you, besides, if i can go through multiple universes myself, dont you think i can handle a little no existance paradox, that and you proved im now the reason for the big bang. i got so bored that i made a black hole, but since there was no universe, it imploded on itself, sucking me in, the result........KABOOM!!!! and after regeneration, i froze myself, wound up in Italy, then came here. now stop with the tantrum, the battle is over, im back, and im bored. ill be in the other threads now good day

 

Okay,

1: This is NOT a family guy episode. YOU DON'T EXIST. MEANING YOU're NOT REAL ANYMORE.

2: A black hole outside the universe wouldn't do a thing, becuase there no space/time to bend into gravity in the first place.

3: If you WERE sucked in a black hole, you wouldn't survive, as it would crush you to impossibly small proportions.

4: Italy does not exist in Equestria.

5: It is not tantrum, it is science FACT! Get your science right, or I'll fact-Nazi you until the end of time. Or my life. Or yours. Wichever comes first.

[ZomBrony 347]

EpicPony has joined.

 

 

 

I sir, challenge you to a duel!

 

Challenge accpeted, I start with a mere horn charge

 

*charges into EpicPony horn first*

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Draco has joined to watch and ref the Zom vs Epic battle

 

Okay,

1: This is NOT a family guy episode. YOU DON'T EXIST. MEANING YOU're NOT REAL ANYMORE.

2: A black hole outside the universe wouldn't do a thing, becuase there no space/time to bend into gravity in the first place.

3: If you WERE sucked in a black hole, you wouldn't survive, as it would crush you to impossibly small proportions.

4: Italy does not exist in Equestria.

5: It is not tantrum, it is science FACT! Get your science right, or I'll fact-Nazi you until the end of time. Or my life. Or yours. Wichever comes first.

 

you do realize that i was trolling you right, your aggrivation is music to my ears, you dont know what a magic created black hole does, and when i go, so does the black hole, thats why there was an explosion, my life gem is made out of more than just earth minerals, and last but not least.....FUCK LOGIC, IM STATICTHOR DRACONUS Edited April 20, 2012 by Draco

[EpicPwny 33]

*summons a defensive spell, and counters with a roundhouse kick to the face*

[ZomBrony 347]

*summons a defensive spell, and counters with a roundhouse kick to the face*

 

*dodges the roundhouse kick*

 

*flys backwards, up and over, looped into a kick in the back of your head*

 

*casts a defensive+offensive buff*

Edited April 20, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Draco has joined to watch and ref the Zom vs Epic battle

 

you do realize that i was trolling you right, your aggrivation is music to my ears, you dont know what a magic created black hole does, and when i go, so does the black hole, thats why there was an explosion, my life gem is made out of more than just earth minerals, and last but not least.....FUCK LOGIC, IM STATICTHOR DRACONUS

 

Trolling doesn't work when I can prove every single one of your points wrong.

1: Again, nothing can exist outside the universe. I could stop here, but:

2: Black holes don't explode- they emit everything they absorbed as particles, meaning even if you did create the universe, you'd still be dead.

3: Whatever your life gem is, it cannot let you exist outside the universe unless it's a universe itself, but if that were so, we'd all be dead long ago.

4: I don't give a flying mole of what a magic black hole does, if it sucks in stuff, it means it's the same thing.

Wanna question me again? Be my guest.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

if you dont know about the sub-atomic theory, dont bother with you time stasis quotes

[EpicPwny 33]

*conjures a magical Ocarina of Time and plays Song of Time, turning back time so the defensive/offensive buff wasn't casted and then plays the Song of Storms, sending lightning onto his opponent*

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

*starts to act as a mc sports host*

AND EPIC JUST LAYED OUT A LARGE HIT, EH DOC?

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

if you dont know about the sub-atomic theory, dont bother with you time stasis quotes

 

Sub atomic particles are neutrons, protons and electrons, the first two being made of quarks themselves.

You are still made of atoms, so shrinking is impossible without losing mass. And again, only quarks come out of black holes along with radiation, no matter what went in, you still would be converted into those particles.

But let's stop here, I'm in no mood to show you how much I know about htis stuff, let's just watch ponies beat the crap out of each other.

Edited April 20, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™

[Avneercell 67]

*reforms* who said I was using magic? *Creates a race of Oven People to attack you*

 

WHAT THE HELL?!? and arent you ash now? so i won

[Zalgo 593]

WHAT THE HELL?!? and arent you ash now? so i won

 

I reformed, and you better do something about those oven people

[Avneercell 67]

I reformed, and you better do something about those oven people

 

but i won

 

whatever all machine self destruct

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

*still acting like a host*

WELL DOC, I THINK ITS OFFICIAL, ZALGO IS NOW MORE RANDOM THAN ME. LETS WATCH HOW IT PLAYES OUT.

[Avneercell 67]

wait lets change the rules of ouer battle and make it an underwear fight. oh god. if i use mine im gonna win

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

it appears that Blue used the water world area spell, so thats why he is blue

[Avneercell 67]

it appears that Blue used the water world area spell, so thats why he is blue

 

what?

[Zalgo 593]

wait lets change the rules of ouer battle and make it an underwear fight. oh god. if i use mine im gonna win

 

*sighs* fine *takes out underwear with a rocket launcher mounted on them and shoots you point blank*

[Avneercell 67]

doesnt effect me i have a shield when im bored

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

amazing, Blue used the old "i have a shield" play, how will Zalgo counter

Edited April 20, 2012 by Draco

[Avneercell 67]

amazing, Blue used the old "i have a shield" play, how will Zalgo counter

 

he wont LIGHTNING BLADE (from naruto)