RDDash 19,184 July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 Pinkie Pie: The world is ending, the world is ending! Twilight: Pinkie Pie don't be ridiculous, the world is not ending. Pinkie Pie: Yeah it is, and I even know when it's happen. The world is ending. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 3 hours ago, R.D.Dash said: Pinkie Pie: The world is ending, the world is ending! Twilight: Pinkie Pie don't be ridiculous, the world is not ending Pinkie Pie: yes it is, I have seen the leaked mails - One more season, then that's it! 2 ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavens-champion 1,905 July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 Pinkie Pe: Death and pestilence is coming! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 Photo Finish: Pictures taken instantaneously! I'm a photographic genius, if I do say so myself! Okay, get ready for an instant memory! Look at the camera... Ready... Say, "fuzzy pickles." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Valtasar 12,690 July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 everyone,anyone as opposed to everypony/everycreature and anypony etc 2 My Shop My Gallery Ask Zecora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blueberry Writer 278 July 30, 2018 Share July 30, 2018 Applejack: I am tired of apples, I want to try some of that Pizza SciTwi was talking about with the little red circles on it, they look just like my cutie mark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 July 31, 2018 Author Share July 31, 2018 This last line said in the finale of FIM. Twilight Sparkle: Friendship is magic.........and I really hate you all. Mane 5: *Shocked.* *End credits.* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 2, 2018 Author Share August 2, 2018 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: I really showed Neighsay that I can run a school. Princess Celestia: All you showed him was your flank and told him to kiss it. Your behavior lately has been very unbecoming of a princess. Twilight Sparkle: Well you know what, you can..... Princess Celestia: Finish that line and I will send it into space. Twilight Sparkle: ....teach me the proper ways of a princess. I was never taught. Edited August 2, 2018 by Singe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 3, 2018 Author Share August 3, 2018 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: I have the school built and you will all be teachers. Rarity: Let me guess, you spent the entire budget on building the school and dazzling it. Twilight Sparkle: You got me. Applejack: So since you're trying to get free labor out of us, how are you going to make up the funds? Fluttershy: A school like this is going to be expensive. Twilight Sparkle: It's free for everyone. Pinkie Pie: Come on, nothing is ever free. Rainbow Dash: Now that I think about it. Our taxes went up just before your school was built. Twilight Sparkle: I had to talk the mayor into doing it. Applejack: So wait a minute. You're saying that you want us to work for free and pay for the education of the students. Some of which aren't citizens of Equestria. Twilight Sparkle: I thought it was a good idea. Rarity: You've been hanging around Starlight Glimmer too much. Pinkie Pie: Ever since the mayor enacted fines for doing stupid things. I can't walk ten feet outside without getting fined. Edited August 3, 2018 by Singe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 3, 2018 Share August 3, 2018 Twilight Sparkle: Sunshine Sunshine Ladybugs...... Princess Cadance: Who are you? Twilight: You.... don't remember when you were my foalsitter? Cadance: No, I simply have never foalsat anypony before in my life. (Discord comes out of nowhere) Discord: Of course you haven't, you impostor! Shining Armor: Wait, what's going on here??? Discord: Isn't it obvious, Shining Armor? This alleged Princess Cadance is really the leader of the Changelings in disguise. I've had many dealings with her in the past, so I know when I encounter her. Chrysalis: (Now aware that Discord blew her cover) Very well, you haven't changed a bit, Discord. (She changes to her true for, as changeling queen) I knew I shouldn't have assumed that the statue in the Canterlot garden was your dead body turned to stone. Discord: Actually, that statue WAS me. I was only biding my time until I noticed you'd be attacking Canterlot. (Discord magically draws a sword out from thin air and holds Chrysalis hostage) Discord: Now tell General Shining Armor the truth or you'll be in much more pain than you are now. WHERE IS THE REAL PRINCESS CADANCE??? Chrysalis: She's in a cave beneath this city. Discord: GIVE TWILIGHT THE DIRECTIONS AND COORDINATES TO SAVE HER, NOW!!! (Chrysalis writes them on a parchment, then hands it to Twilight. Discord then kills Chrysalis) What a (Censored). Shining Armor: Discord, you can't say that word here, it's illegal. Discord: My apologies. Twilight: You had no idea any of this was happening? This isn't like you. Shining Armor: She had been acting rather strangely, so I already knew something was amiss. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 6, 2018 Author Share August 6, 2018 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: This school will stay open. Neighsay: It's because you're a princess. Oh I'm a princess I can do whatever I want. I'll open my own restaurant and run it the way I want. I don't care about health and safety violations because the inspector is a hater. Neighsay: Need I remind you that a piece of a school nearly crushed some ponies. However I would expect that since this is Ponyville and they don't even have building inspectors. Student: Uh Miss Glimmer, are you coming on to me? Starlight Glimmer: I'm sure I can accommodate if you want. Rainbow Dash: Be my victim. Edited August 12, 2018 by Singe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 12, 2018 Author Share August 12, 2018 (edited) Yona: Then my family surrounded me in a circle. Gallus: And they proceeded to smash you. Yona: What? No, they just braided my hair. Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry but you will have to stay here and do friendship lessons alone. Rainbow Dash: Friendship lessons without a friend. That's just lessons. Twilight Sparkle: I know that. Edited August 12, 2018 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Midnight Madness 1,543 August 12, 2018 Share August 12, 2018 Twilight: I don't like books Applejack: Everything on the internet is true Pinkie Pie: I don't have time for fun today 2 By @Fangirl Mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 14, 2018 Share August 14, 2018 (Link from The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess comes in to Canterlot, but he's been transformed into his wolf form) Random Male Unicorn: IT'S A WOLF!!!!! (Everypony goes into a panic, screaming and running away to the nearest building to get away from Link) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 14, 2018 Author Share August 14, 2018 Starlight Glimmer: Wow, Rarity. That shampoo did a number on you. You look like a hairless chihuahua. Rarity: *Growl.* Starlight Glimmer: And growl like one too. Flutterguy: Good morning students. Today I'm going to teach you all about love. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 14, 2018 Share August 14, 2018 Rainbow Dash: Hey! Applejack! Look what I made! Applejack: It's a stone, Rainbow Dash! You didn't make it! Rainbow Dash: It's a football! I chisled it! Applejack: Well, what are you waiting for! Throw me a pass! Rainbow Dash: It's even official size. (Passes the football, Applejack catches, but falls over) Applejack: Oof! Rainbow Dash: But not official weight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 August 15, 2018 Share August 15, 2018 (edited) Tirek (after Trixie shoots him with a crossbow while he's still in his weakened form): You foal. No weapon forged can stop me. Trixie: That was then. (pulls a rocket launcher out of her hat) This is now. Tirek: What's that do? (Trixie fires the rocket launcher, blowing him to tiny bits) Edited August 15, 2018 by The MegaBrony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 18, 2018 Author Share August 18, 2018 Twilight Sparkle: Those are the Flim Flam brothers, they're scammers. Neighsay: If they are as bad as you say, then they should be in jail right now. Yet, they're here. Did you bother to notify the authorities or did you do it by your own rules like usual? Neighsay: Scamming ponies is bad. However I see a falling piece of your school nearly crushing them to be worse. Twilight Sparkle: That's it, let's settle this. Neighsay: Fine, we'll have a civil debate. Twilight Sparkle: What? I thought.... Neighsay: You thought you could vanquish me with magic like one of your previous foes. No, if you want to defeat me you'll have to prove me wrong. Debating me is the only way. If you blast me with magic or lock me away, that will just sully you in the eyes of ponies that aren't on your side now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 18, 2018 Share August 18, 2018 (edited) (Hundreds of protesting ponies from all over Equestria stationed outside of the EEA headquarters demanding that Chancellor Neighsay step down from his position) Edited August 18, 2018 by Baby Dashie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 August 18, 2018 Share August 18, 2018 Rainbow Dash: If friendship is magic, than is hatred scientific? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,159 August 18, 2018 Share August 18, 2018 Rarity: I'm through with fashion! From now on, I will turn my attention to the hip-hop scene & perform under the name "Rar1ty". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 August 18, 2018 Share August 18, 2018 (edited) "Would you look at all these books? Spike, assume the position!" Rears up on hind legs, wielding Spike like a flame thrower. "Just call me Montag! Burn baby burn!" - Princess Twilight Sparkle "Angel, come here. I just got a great idea while reading "The Island of Doctor Moreau"! Now where did I leave my scalpel?" - Fluttershy "I said clearcut, sugarcube! We need to pulp all those trees, pronto. I have a big toilet paper order due in Canterlot by next week!" - Applejack "I'll have no more talk about your insipid little "Cutey Mark Crusaders" club! You three have missed so much school time, I'm making you repeat the year!" - Cheerilee Edited August 18, 2018 by cuteycindyhoney 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 19, 2018 Author Share August 19, 2018 Pony: I never would have expected the Princess of Friendship to be cut throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 19, 2018 Author Share August 19, 2018 (edited) Neighsay: Twilight Sparkle was given a chance to have her school accredited. However the process was too difficult for this princess when Princess Celestia could pull it off. I'm not surprised she could dupe ponies to come to her unaccredited unsafe school. That's right, you had a gag order and all information sealed of the incident that got your school shutdown in the first place. Ponies: *Shocked.* Twilight Sparkle: That's not all the truth.. Neighsay: That school of yours is an elaborate ploy to use friendship to bring more non-ponies in Equestria. It won't stop there, next you will be saying ponies being around just ponies is wrong. So you'll make laws to impose on ponies that they will to have to accommodate non-ponies by being friends. It won't end there. Next you'll go after pony history and wash it all away because it might cause issues with non-ponies. Finally, you'll push to absolve all ponies from government to allow non-ponies to rule over us. So pray tell who our new leader will be? Dragon Lord of the Dragon. The leader of the Changelings. That culturally sensitive smash happy yak. I would not even put it past you to have our kingdom run by a pack of Timberwolves. Rarity: Come on that's crazy. Right Twilight.... Twilight Sparkle: How did he know about my plans? Rarity: You're kidding. Edited August 30, 2018 by Singe 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 22, 2018 Author Share August 22, 2018 Deathcloud: Hold your breath. I was in the Wonderbolts until I let one rip in the middle of a lightning cloud. Wiped out half the class. Spitfire said they can't have someone of my medical condition. Lens: Name is Lens. I was kicked out for taking photos of the cadets in the showers. Popper: Popper. I take illegal performance enhancers. Crazy Wings: Everyone thinks I'm crazy for being a Pegasus. Rainbow Dash: You're an Earth Pony wearing a costume with wings. Crazy Wings: That's what they all say. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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