Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Mirage 24,770]

There's a disturbance in my pants that I have to go alleviate.

[IronM17 5,389]

Sorry, but I don't have any possibility to fly to the moon.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

There's a disturbance in the bathroom, and I'm going to call the cops on Mirage

 

[TBD 17,254]

can't come, I'm still in a middle of my 'business' and typing out my excuse

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Can't come, the uhhh....the hum, uhhh, Celestia asked me to come to Canterlot right over !

[TBD 17,254]

Can't come I'm preparing for trotty funeral  after his meeting with celestia.  I heard she's not happy with him 

[IronM17 5,389]

Sorry, can't come. I finaly found a way to travel to the moon ... but I have problems to came back to earth. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Too many speakers playing your tunes @_@
 

[TBD 17,254]

I was there but no one is here. Except for that one jello..which i ate...oh wait that was the b-day boy?

Edited December 5, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I can't come snow is blocking the road ! 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

I’m sorry, I can’t make it. Aliens abducted me and now we’re speeding past Saturn. Don’t question the validity of this statement.

Just send halp.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Sorry really but Tiger and geek guys aren't really in my typical friend list 

[TBD 17,254]

8 minutes ago, Trotteurliciously Sauvage said:

Sorry really but Tiger and geek guys aren't really in my typical friend list 

and so is a talking french horse....

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

6 minutes ago, TBD said:

and so is a talking french horse....

And so is an american (american ?) depressed man

[TBD 17,254]

Can't come I am too depressed to party.

Edited December 14, 2017 by TBD

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

I'm dead [this is a recorded message]

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Not sure I wan't to go to a dead pony's party.

[Amorphis 351]

I can't go to your party because it's 22th of december... sorry...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I can't go to your party because it's 22th of December and I need to buy some gift for somepony !

[Well Geboren 667]

Your busy I'm busy so no party.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I can't come, canibalism parties aren't my thing !

[Well Geboren 667]

Hay now, I don't just go around eating ponies!  My testes buds only desire @Ani, and Ani only right now.  Also can't come to your party cause I'm hoping to host a small one with Ani.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Busy playing minecraft @3@

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Not attending the party...Still tracking my order of Funko Pop Venom. o3o

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I can't come 'cause there's too much chibi going around