Yo mama jokes

[Callisto 1,874]

The indivual thar give birth to you is so obese, that she should visit her doctor before she contracts some form of sickness!

[Durandal 623]

Thy's maternal figure has acquired such staggering levels of adipose tissue that she challenges the structural integrity of thy's human habitation.

 

This one's creator is so computationally challenged that she can not sing Daisy Bell.

[Soundgarden 2,757]

Yo mama's so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book

 

inb4 "zomg soundgarden u racist"

[BronyLogic 17]

Yo mama so stupid that when she was mad, she threw her cell phone on the ground-and missed.

[Crystallize 279]

Yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone.

Edited July 29, 2013 by Spontaneous Me

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Yo mama's so fat, that she had a cameo in Raiders of the Lost Ark, as the boulder!

[Dis is not a troll 27]

Yo mama so FAT,that when she died,

SHE BROKE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

Yo mama so ugly,that she even made hello kitty say goodbye.

 

Yo mama so ugly,that when the coolaid man broke through her wall,he said "OH NO"

 

Yo mama so ugly,ever wondered WHY Waldo is hiding ?

 

Yo mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Yo mama so dumb, she called 911 for help when the police were arresting her.

Yo mama so ugly, she doesn't have to peel the wrapper off a lolipop, she licks it and it melts.

Yo mama so fat, Texaco buys oil off her. Stomach.

[mysticalnight 56]

since thiis is an mlp forum, ill keep these mlp themed.

 

yo mama so ugly, pinkie pie took one look at her, and couldnt smile for a week!

[The Professor...8D 823]

-Your Mama so Fat, She Bent over and werewolves came out...

 

-Your Mama so Dumb.......when there's a full moon she climbs trees trying to reach it thinking it's an open Oreo

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Yo mama's beautiful.

[mysticalnight 56]

yo mamas sold old, ancient egyptian pottery was found in her wrinkles!

[Galen Selanno 351]

Yo mama so dense, she attracts black holes to her.

[mysticalnight 56]

yo mamas so ugly, even princess cadence couldnt get her a date.

[Galen Selanno 351]

Yo mama so fat, when she gave birth to you, the Earth's orbit was permanently altered.

[nicolaswhite 1]

 Yo mama so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote.

Yo mama so old, her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa, and he told her to get back to work.

Yo mama so scary, the robber ran away once he saw her.

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license. 65.

 

Credits: https://humornama.com/jokes/yo-mama-jokes/

[Gun Metal Zebra 1,818]

Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.