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Hahaha, too bad. Now I can't laugh hard when the newspapers is doing the headline "The end is near", lol


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Still waiting for the suicides and rioting in the streets

 

Dunno about you guys, but the night before I'm gonna be sitting in my living room with a loaded shotgun pointed at the front door...


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Guys, you are missing the real revelation.

said Anthony Aveni at Colgate University, a scholar of Maya astronomy and a co-author of the paper.

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I knew it wasn't teh end of the world anyways. But does anyone listen to me? Noooo because I'm just a 17 year old girl who sits infront of her laptop 24/7 -.- lol


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That was intended to be a joke, but it just made me sound like a cynic and a killjoy.

 

Hint: Use emotes when making jokes on the internet unless it's a full-blown, over the top hyperbole that is obvious :P With no tone and no voice syntax and manipulation it is often hard to tell. Trust me, and emote can make all the difference sometimes.


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Called it. I always said there was probably a second calendar out there, I always knew. Not that I believed in any of this "end-of-the-world" bull considering the end of the world has been predicted countless times for as long has man has walked, yet we're still here! How about that?

 

Now that I think about it, this pretty much throws a wrench into every plan people had for this day. Not just the underground bunkers mind you, but also the guy and his "group" who planned to all hold hands and sing songs on the eve of doomsday and generate enough emotions to summon a rainbow bridge (think Bifrost from Norse myth) that would then allow them to walk to the heavens.

 

...No, I didn't make that up. It's too stupid to be made up.

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Now that I think about it, this pretty much throws a wrench into every plan people had for this day. Not just the underground bunkers mind you, but also the guy and his "group" who planned to all hold hands and sing songs on the eve of doomsday and generate enough emotions to summon a rainbow bridge (think Bifrost from Norse myth) that would then allow them to walk to the heavens.

 

...No, I didn't make that up. It's too stupid to be made up.

 

Eeyup, Rainbow bridge to the heavens= Bifrost.

and also I can no longer go zombie slaying on that day because there will no longer be zombies to slay, Unless...

The new calender is for the ZOMBIE AGE!!!!


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Thank god, that means more potential years for some ponies!


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I'm not understanding how we could possibly believe that an ancient civilization could ever predict when the world would end to begin with.

 

I'm just completely at a loss as how to anybody could actually believe that.

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I thought it was all bs from th beginning. Also techniquelly due to the Mayans not using leap days, it threw their whole calendar off from ours today.


 

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I thought it was all bs from th beginning. Also techniquelly due to the Mayans not using leap days, it threw their whole calendar off from ours today.

 

Incorrect they used an astrological calendar so they included leap years.

You're argument= invalid


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Pfft, still going to use it as an excuse to skip school and party.

 

Just watch...a few years down the line the stone the mayans write their calendar on is going to break open and reveal a gigantic trollface.

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Incorrect they used an astrological calendar so they included leap years.

You're argument= invalid

 

Really? I was not aware, thats actually kinda interestin. Thank you for not letting me spread my lies all around the internet :3

 

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I thought it was all bs from th beginning. Also techniquelly due to the Mayans not using leap days, it threw their whole calendar off from ours today.

 

And these were people who sacrificed other people to a giant dragon in the sky. Seems legit to me.
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Hmmph, and just like that the end of the world had been delayed again. Wait, wasn't the whole Mayan apocalypse one of those European end theories to start with?


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Awww man. I was looking forward to the hysteria and winning of bets.


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