Would you rather...?

[Krystal 1,468]

Norway

 

WYR be ruler of an African country or be a billionare in the US?

[Sne 36]

Ruler of an African country. Maybe I could change something for the better there, for once. Worth a try.

 

Would you rather always drink or eat something with sugar (sucrose) or with high-fructose corn syrup?

Edited July 4, 2012 by Sne

[AnonyPoni 564]

Surcrose

 

WYR go to the DMV or the Doctors Office

[Krystal 1,468]

Doctor

 

WYR be smiling forever or never smile again?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

<strike>I feel like I need both, but DMV... I actually need to renew my permit...</strike>

 

Never.

 

WYR have an empty stomach or a full bladder?

Edited July 4, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Jadefire 2,797]

Full bladder. It's simple enough to empty it, anyway.

 

WYR fire or water?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Fire BAAAAAAD. Water good.

 

WYR Live in a cave, or a hut made of grass?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Cave, as long as I mine out all the good stuff first and eradicate all the bad zones.

 

WYR have an OC or have your OC conjure up their own OC?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Hmm...I don't trust my OC's creativity skills. I'll go with the first one.

 

WYR gray or grey?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Your semantic choices torment me so!

Grey. with an E. Shades of GREY.

 

WYR be a unicorn or an earth pony? Ha! NO other choices!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Unicorn, totally. We are the master race, after all.

 

WYR be a donkey or a goat? (mlp races)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Uniderp. Duh!!! (DYK (That's my acronym for "Did you know") I had another OC who was a unicorn?)

 

Donkey. Achievement get: Instant locksmith.

 

WYR use a tire or use a tyre?

Edited July 5, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Jadefire 2,797]

A tyre, but I'll keep a tire as a spare.

 

WYR be a sea serpant or a maluma (bat-pegasus)?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Bat Pegasus! (cause you get to work closely with Luna...)

 

If you die, would you rather be cremated, or fed to lions at the zoo?

Edited July 5, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Jadefire 2,797]

Lions.

 

WYR die peacefully in your sleep or die in an explosion?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

EXPLOSION! I'll end up at the pearly gates with a completely surprised look.

WYR get cut off in traffic or ninja'd

[Jadefire 2,797]

Ninja'd. Less chance of me shooting someone in rage.

 

WYR have a pipewrench or a hockey stick?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Traffic. Ninja attacks hurt.

 

Wrench. Now all I need is a knife.

 

WYR endure rush-hour traffic or go for mass transit?

Edited July 5, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Jadefire 2,797]

Mass transit. I know, it's blasphemous for an american like me to say that.

 

WYR train or plane?

[Nilkad_Naqadah 144]

Train. Planes pop my left ear and make it go temporarily deaf on landing. Something to do with sudden rised in pressure. All I know is it hurts like a b***h and I can't tell where noises are coming from for 2 days.

 

WYR have multiple personality disorder or paranoid schizophrenia?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

pSKZ

 

WYR APS or ADS?

 

(Acronym proficiency syndrome or Acronym deficiency syndrome?)

[Jadefire 2,797]

APS.

 

WYR ASD or PTSD?

[Znex 936]

I assume you're referring to Acute Stress Disorder, in which case I would probably choose that since that's relatively temporary

 

WYR have social anxiety or ASD (in the other sense this time)?

Edited July 5, 2012 by Znex

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

SA.

 

WYR SA or SA?

 

(Shining Armor or South Africa?)

[Znex 936]

...SA?

 

WYR LOLS or lulz?