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[Tropical Melody 6,080]

On 7/28/2020 at 10:13 PM, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

I heard that's a rip-off

 

18 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:

Deadtime stories for big folk. Doors.

. . .

"Never mind", he said, "I'm looking into it."

"Oh are you?" she said.

He said, "Yes I am."

She said, "Maybe this ain't that easy to look into, maybe that easy to see what there is to see. Plus I'll tell you somethin' else", she said, "Whassat?" he said.

She said, "What if, that note means, this is the one we dare not mess with?"

She said, "I think we better think about this."

He said, "I am thinking about it."

She said, "I think we better take it slow and easy, we better not rush into nothin' too fast."

He said, "I ain't rushin' nowhere."

She said, "Let's sleep on it, lets not do nothin' about that key 'til tomorrer?"

He said, "Right you are."

 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

"People say I'm lazy,
Dreaming my life away,
Well they give me all kinds of advice,
Designed to enlighten me,
When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall."

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Ok, this is weird,

I got a letter from Luna, that opens "Dear Dreamer" and closes "Sleep well - Luna"

there was a bed attached to the letter.  I am not sure how I feel about that.

[Cwanky 17,571]

19 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

A jump to the sky turns to a Rider Kick.

 

[Samurai Equine 51,073]

If @Sparklefan1234 got a PhD, would that make him a Ducktor? 

6 hours ago, Cwanky said:

 

[Tropical Melody 6,080]

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Deadtime stories for big folk. Door.

What he done though, he waited 'til she was asleep, then he gone lookin' for that door on his ownsy-wownsy, he looked high and he looked low, he looked all the way up to the top of that place and he looked all the way down to the bottom of it, he come to a place, didn't look like no door, he never seen nothin' like it before, it was like spinnin' around real fast, only he thought it might have a keyhole in it, so he begun spinnin' with it, only he spun so fast he spun hisself into the ground. He like drilled hisself right down into the ground. There, what a lucky thing eh?

 

[Sparklefan1234 169,986]

Then @Lucky Bolt bear said "Somepony's been sleeping in my truck bed!" 

[Ittoni 538]

lllllliiiiiiithiuuuuummmmm

[Flutterstep 47,069]

Sorry I had to fight in the middle of your black panther party. 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

"In the middle of the night,
I go walking in my sleep,
From the mountains of faith,
To the river so deep,
I must be looking for something,
Something sacred I lost,
But the river is wide,
And it's too hard to cross,

Even though I know the river is wide,
I walk down every evening and I stand on the shore,
I try to cross to the opposite side,
So I can finally find out what I've been looking for..."

[Sparklefan1234 169,986]

4 minutes ago, Ya boi Stormy 🌩️ said:

"In the middle of the night,
I go walking in my sleep,
From the mountains of faith,
To the river so deep,
I must be looking for something,
Something sacred I lost,
But the river is wide,
And it's too hard to cross,

Even though I know the river is wide,
I walk down every evening and I stand on the shore,
I try to cross to the opposite side,
So I can finally find out what I've been looking for..."

 

"Turns out it was in my pocket the whole time." 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

"Turns out it was in my pocket the whole time." 

The love letter.

[Sparklefan1234 169,986]

2 minutes ago, Ya boi Stormy 🌩️ said:

The love letter.

 

What love letter? I was talking about the guys wallet. /

[CheeryFox 23,821]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

What love letter? I was talking about the guys wallet. /

Please return it to Dr. Stephen Strange. No magic tricks. 

[Sparklefan1234 169,986]

Just now, Ya boi Stormy 🌩️ said:

Please return it to Dr. Stephen Strange. No magic tricks. 

 

 I dropped it off at Professor Hugo Strange's office & now he's asking me about the Batman. 

I ALREADY TOLD YOU BATMAN IS BRUCE WAYNE! 

[Cwanky 17,571]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

What love letter? I was talking about the guys wallet. /

 

[Tropical Melody 6,080]

Deadtime stories for big folk. Door.

"Er, what do you mean, 'What a lucky thing', I dunno what you mean?"

I mean, she was right, that door was the one you better not mess with.

"Why not?"

Because, it will be the end of snivelisations as we know it.

"The end of snivelisations?!"

Yeah. Snivelisations as we know it. And he never stuck a key in the hole, right? No, he never done it.

"You sure he never done it?"

Well I ain't sure, but I don't think he done it. If he done it, we probably wouldn't know anyhow, would we? Probably, we wouldn't know the difference.

"Probably not."

Well, you don't think he done it?

"No, I don't think."

Well, what a lucky us!

 

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Bigfoot's name is Darryl.

[Sparklefan1234 169,986]

15 minutes ago, Ya boi Stormy 🌩️ said:

Bigfoot's name is Darryl.

 

According to DuckTales 2017, Bigfoot's name is Gavin. 

 

 

[Fasu 551]

Spoiler

Just take me already, you handsome devil! I want to be your gay husband! 

 

Edited August 1, 2020 by Fasu

[Cwanky 17,571]

               

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

The sky is purple and filled with cotton candy.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

I would suggest blaming Discord, possibly pinkie?

[DubWolf 17,254]

I thought the sky was all purple and people were running everywhere  

[CypherHoof 26,482]

1 minute ago, WWolf said:

I thought the sky was all purple and people were running everywhere  

I think that's only when the flying purple people eaters are in town...