Say something totally random!

[Venomous 18,813]

Don’t look or I will crucify you.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Don't look at what?

[Tropical Melody 5,101]

"I didn't get where I am today by pouring cold water over a wet blanket."

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 hour ago, Tropical Melody said:

"I didn't get where I am today by pouring cold water over a wet blanket."

Fair enough, it's already wet, it doesn't need any more water.

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

12 hours ago, Bakugou is my Man said:

Don’t look or I will-

 

Or you'll what?... /

[CypherHoof 26,479]

1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Or you'll what?... /

Maybe they will - not will something, they just will.

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

On 7/19/2020 at 9:38 PM, Randimaxis said:

Pain comes from the soul wanting more than the body can acheive.

 

Homer knows what that's like.

 

 

[Cwanky 17,457]

   

[Splashee 28,537]

My tongue is numb... My tongue is numb... My... My tongue is numb

[Tao 6,734]

FIRE!  FIRE ALL THE PIGS!

[Samurai Equine 45,907]

Ever notice just how weird the emojis around here look? They have no hair, and their uniquely styled manes were a big part of their design. They've basically taken all our favorite characters and scalped em. They've been beheaded AND they're bald!  BALD PONIES!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

44 minutes ago, Samurai Equine said:

Ever notice just how weird the emojis around here look? They have no hair, and their uniquely styled manes were a big part of their design. They've basically taken all our favorite characters and scalped em. They've been beheaded AND they're bald!  BALD PONIES!

That scene from the Spongebob movie where citizens are being blinded by King Neptune's baldness.

Also... 

[Tropical Melody 5,101]

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Oops sorry I posted the separator instead

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

12 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Ever notice just how weird the emojis around here look? They have no hair, and their uniquely styled manes were a big part of their design. They've basically taken all our favorite characters and scalped em. They've been beheaded AND they're bald!  BALD PONIES!

More like the holepunch boss from Origami King

[ohne 407]

cereal with hot milk 

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

22 hours ago, Cwanky said:

   

 

Wordplay is Magic. 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

And you should never bring a knife to a punfight.

[Cwanky 17,457]

53 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Wordplay is Magic. 

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

2 hours ago, Cwanky said:

No D'oh! nuts!

reminded me of this:

[Tropical Melody 5,101]

"I tried ringing Keis about a heated willy warmer..."

 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

9 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"I tried ringing Keis about a heated willy warmer..."

why would heated willy need a warmer?

[Tropical Melody 5,101]

'Cause willy would not remain heated on a motorbike in winter ..

 

[CheeryFox 23,811]

"Glory to Glorzo!"

[Samurai Equine 45,907]

Everybody talks on the internet. But no one listens.

Can you listen to text with digital ears?

I'm suppose to clean my desktop, but I don't have a digital duster. Can you download cleaning solution for your software?

We're all just collecting bits and bytes in the corners of our OS, but we'll never completely clean it away...

On 7/24/2020 at 1:24 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

That scene from the Spongebob movie where citizens are being blinded by King Neptune's baldness.

Also... 

 

On 7/24/2020 at 12:40 PM, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

More like the holepunch boss from Origami King

Oh no, people are quoting me! What supernatural hex have I activated this time?!  Pandora, I swear, I never touched your box!!

[Tropical Melody 5,101]

"I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils."