Ask Luftschloss

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

ew

Such boodishness.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Your take on the Dyatlov Pass Incident?

2. You can live anywhere in Equestria, where do you choose?

3. Three wishes, no loopholes for more wishes, no time travel, and no refunds. What do you wish for?

4. Best explanation for a zombie outbreak yet?

5. How much dust exists within your immediate vicinity at this very moment?

[luftschloss 831]

On 20/04/2018 at 8:02 PM, Duality said:

Would you like different and/or additional middle names to the sad and spazzy one you have?

What's your favourite bird?

How many middle names can you think of, off the top of your head, that belong to family members of yours?

HAW YOUR MONOPOLY ON MY ASK THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY TIGGER

I've always wished for a sort of Dumbledore-esque name, but mine is already difficult enough for most people to remember as it is (not that I tell most people my middle name, but regarding my first name- people might be so intimidated by the sheer presence of so many names that they can't even remember my first name).

My favourite bird is the one they use in badminton. In terms of living birds (unless we're referring to living sports equipment), I love fox sparrows and ravens. I have a soft spot for ravens because of Poe's usage of them in his writing.

Maybe two? My mother uses her middle name as her first name, so there's that. Other than that, I can't really think of any off the top of my head.

 

On 23/04/2018 at 2:32 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

1. Your take on the Dyatlov Pass Incident?

2. You can live anywhere in Equestria, where do you choose?

3. Three wishes, no loopholes for more wishes, no time travel, and no refunds. What do you wish for?

4. Best explanation for a zombie outbreak yet?

5. How much dust exists within your immediate vicinity at this very moment?

You say that like I wasn't there.

Well, a masochist would definitely choose Seaquestria. shoo-be-do, shoo-shoo-be-do However, I think probably either Yakyakistan or the Kirin Grove, mostly because we don't know much about them as of yet (which may seem counterintuitive for choosing a place of residence, but I'd love to find out more).

Ew, you're no fun. Loopholes are the only important part. How about this- I wish for loopholes, and then I'd wish for more wishes. Am I allowed to do that? If not, I'd wish for a slice of tres leches cake, the full set of the Red Dragon books, and to get to meet the Monty Python cast in real life.

My hypothesis is that we're already experiencing one. How else do you explain people being people?

You'll have to ask the Sandman about that one- I recently cleaned, but his sand tends to get everywhere. It's pretty annoying. I've told him a million times that if he wants to stay, he has to clean, but he says he's too busy giving people nightmares. I think that's why he's here, actually; my nightmare is all of the dust he leaves around.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

On 4/26/2018 at 9:48 AM, luftschloss said:

You say that like I wasn't there.

Ooooh, please recount your tale to meh.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 9:48 AM, luftschloss said:

Am I allowed to do that?

Ew, no. Wishing for loopholes is a loophole in itself.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 9:48 AM, luftschloss said:

If not, I'd wish for a slice of tres leches cake, the full set of the Red Dragon books, and to get to meet the Monty Python cast in real life.

Yesh, gud. Vury gud.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 9:48 AM, luftschloss said:

You'll have to ask the Sandman about that one- I recently cleaned, but his sand tends to get everywhere. It's pretty annoying. I've told him a million times that if he wants to stay, he has to clean, but he says he's too busy giving people nightmares. I think that's why he's here, actually; my nightmare is all of the dust he leaves around.

Pfft. Just tell Spider-Man to handle him yet again.

...

Wait.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Thoughts on spontaneous human combustion?

2. What is the best assassination weapon?

3. Who, among the Mane 6, do you believe brings in the most monthly income?

4. What is the most fascinating cryptid, in your opinion?

5. Would you say you're a believer in the paranormal or a skeptic? Why?

[luftschloss 831]

11 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Interrogatives:

1. Thoughts on spontaneous human combustion?

2. What is the best assassination weapon?

3. Who, among the Mane 6, do you believe brings in the most monthly income?

4. What is the most fascinating cryptid, in your opinion?

5. Would you say you're a believer in the paranormal or a skeptic? Why?

1. I think it would be a great way to explain away arson turned murder.

2. The classic response is an icicle, but just go all out with a bicycle. It's like an icicle but better. Also with fewer vowels.

3. This is actually a really good question. I imagine Twilight is up there, given that she's a ruler of Equestria, but if Equestria is much like the United States then it's worth believing Rainbow Dash probably makes more money.

4. Me. -disappears-

I really like Shuck and Mothman, though.

5. I'm kind of divided on this one. I'd call myself agnostic; while I think supposed paranormal activity is quite fascinating, I can't quite make myself actually believe in it. 

[Duality 10,740]

On 27/04/2018 at 3:48 AM, luftschloss said:

HAW YOUR MONOPOLY ON MY ASK THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY TIGGER

I shall vanquish him with quality over quantity.

On 27/04/2018 at 3:48 AM, luftschloss said:

I have a soft spot for ravens because of Poe's usage of them in his writing.

You're such a knockoff emo.

Or, should I say,

Spoiler

emu.

 

On 27/04/2018 at 3:48 AM, luftschloss said:

Maybe two? My mother uses her middle name as her first name, so there's that. Other than that, I can't really think of any off the top of my head.

You should ask people their middle names more often.

The legend of people's True Names being able to control them originated in the totally factual psychological phenomenon that calling people by their middle name makes them more subliminally receptive to instruction. 

 

 

 

 

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[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

On 5/5/2018 at 2:28 PM, luftschloss said:

1. I think it would be a great way to explain away arson turned murder.

Haw, yes. Give in to your psychopathy, smol one.

 

Inquisitions:

1. Thoughts on the possible existence of Ninjen?

2. Best fictional 'ultimate weapon'?

3. Heffalump or Oliphaunt?

4. What about second breakfast?

5. Are these the droids you are looking for?