Clickbaitify The Situation

[TBD 17,254]

“Get Out”

driving home...

[Theautisticrebel 304]

DRIVING ON A HAUNTED ROAD IN OHIO AT 3 AM!!!!!!! (nearly died before I got home?)

Dressing up as a My Little Pony character on Halloween.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

I'm expecting to be grilled over in the streets.

Walk around with an anime body pillow and a t shirt of that character in public.

Edited November 27, 2023 by Spark Thunderbass

[SCS 7,537]

[JUST A PRANK] WALKING arOUND with an  ANIME BODY PILLOW & T-SHIRT  [GONE SEXUAL] [POLICE CALLED]

Accidentally inventing a key algorithm snowballing to runaway AGI, accelerating self-iterating super intelligence and the subsequent dawn of the technological singularity.

[Mandalagan 229]

"Dressing up as Hitler from WW2"

shows joe biden dancing fortnite default dance in 100x speed

[Samurai Equine 51,345]

THE PRESIDENT CAUGHT GAMING IN 4K?! COUNTRY IN DANGER?!

I had too much fruit today.

[TBD 17,254]

At least now you can toot all day long

Going to travel the world in 80 days

[Mirage 24,766]

'This person' is about to live their DREAMS in 80 days, what about YOU!

 

Just bought a box of powdered water.

[Sir Hugsalot 9,348]

WATER SHORTAGE? SEE CUSTOMERS LEAVING THE STORE WITH NO WATER! [SHOCKING][PICTURES INSIDE][THE END IS NEAR?]

 

I just had a cup of tea and it was cold. 

[Mirage 24,766]

Which is better - a cup of hot tea or cold tea? SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THE ANSWER [IT'S NOT PERSONAL PREFERENCE]

 

My dog just yawned.

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

Let’s take a good smell of the dog’s breath.

Rick Astley has a nervous breakdown.

[Samurai Equine 51,345]

THE RICKROLL IS CANCELED.

I made fudge for Valentines Day/Hearts and Hooves Day, but it was too sweet. Accidentally put in too much sugar. 

[Tao 7,728]

CLICK THIS LINK FOR FREE SNUGGLES! 

 

Whhyyyyyyyyyyyy................

[Spark Thunderbass 1,439]

BECAUSE I SAID SO SON!!!

The Undertaker throws Mankind into the river in LEGO City.

[Rethajni 2,657]

"I GIVE $1,000,000  TO RANDOM STRANGERS!! OMG!!!"

I throw paper bucks to the street

Edited February 23 by Rethajni

[Samurai Equine 51,345]

Paper Doesn't Float?! Science Lied!!

I have to read a book. I don't want to, but it's part of an assignment.