Ask Zecora

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

I'll undertake this noble task
so go ahead,your questions ask
be it advice or anything at all
Zecora will be answering the call

 

Edited August 4, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[SDP40F amtrak 2,447]

Hello zecora welcome to fourms

[Sparklefan1234 169,686]

Greetings, Zecora!

 

 

I was wondering: "Why do you rhyme all the time?"

 

Thank You *so* much for answering my question! 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

thanks for the welcome @Thanos,its amusing
how you are welcoming while ponies  were acusing

@Sparklefan1234its how my people talk in distand lands
and that of me tradition still demands

[Passion 3,484]

Ah a challenge I can see,

a call for questions, if not a plea.

Tell me Zecora, before I'm gone,

don't you ever feel alone?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

Just now, Passion said:

Ah a challenge I can see,

a call for questions, if not a plea.

Tell me Zecora, before I'm gone,

don't you ever feel alone?

in this deep forest creatures live in plenty
each day i meet and tent to at least twenty

[SDP40F amtrak 2,447]

So zecora what potions do you have

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

@Thanos
all kinds of potions here i brew
some for afflictions some for show
even for fun sometimes, its true
but once i store them stale they grow

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Zecora,

I know you're happy in Everfree Forest and Ponyville, but, out of curiosity, do you miss your homeland?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

10 minutes ago, Brainstorm said:

Zecora,

I know you're happy in Everfree Forest and Ponyville, but, out of curiosity, do you miss your homeland?

my place is here now it is true,just like you said
and my homeland doesn't need my aid
but i still fondly think of it it, and sometimes yearn
to go back to the place that helped me learn

[Brainstorm 4,106]

1 minute ago, Lord Valtasar said:

my place is here now it is true,just like you said
and my homeland doesn't need my aid
but i still fondly think of it it, and sometimes yearn
to go back to the place that helped me learn

How surprised where you when Spike got his wings?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

2 minutes ago, Brainstorm said:

How surprised where you when Spike got his wings?

all dragons get their wings you'll hear them tell
but i was cought off guard then by the smell

[Sparklefan1234 169,686]

Greetings, Zecora/ @Lord Valtasar,

 

"I've heard whispers from numerous ponies that "The Great and Powerful" Trixie is, in fact, a witch.

What are your thoughts on this rumor?"

 

Thank You *so* much for answering my question! 

Edited August 6, 2018 by Sparklefan1234

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

3 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Greetings, Zecora/ @Lord Valtasar,

 

"I've heard whispers from numerous ponies that The Great and Powerful Trixie is in fact, a witch.

What are your thoughts on this rumor?"

 

Thank You *so* much for answering my question! 

it is true in a small sense, she can use magic
but to think all unicorns are witches sounds a bit tragic

Edited August 6, 2018 by Lord Valtasar

[Sparklefan1234 169,686]

Greetings Zecora/ @Lord Valtasar

 

I was wondering: "Do you have any idea who stole Rarity's diamond/gem?"*

 

*Sorry, I can't remember which. 

 

Thank You *so* much for answering my question! 

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Hey Zecora, why do you talk funny?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

@Sparklefan1234
you speak of Radiant's heart i think
alas the culprit broke of clues the link

@Lucid_Nightlight
if you're referring to my rhyme, it's rude.
calling one's culture funny could start a fewd

(i belive i answered this already so i went with smt different no worries i'm not actually offended)
"its how my people talk in distand lands
and that of me tradition still demands"

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[Sparklefan1234 169,686]

Just now, Lord Valtasar said:

you speak of Radiant's heart i think
alas the culprit broke of clues the link

That's too bad. 

Is @Lord Valtasar your best friend? 

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

@Sparklefan1234
i do not know of this 'Valtasar' lord
he sound like someone who's not from this world

[Sparklefan1234 169,686]

17 minutes ago, Lord Valtasar said:

@Sparklefan1234
i do not know of this 'Valtasar' lord
he sound like someone who's not from this world

Really?

He's one of Princess Celestia's hoof-picked Royal Event Coordinators. ()

Speaking of which, "Have you ever been to Canterlot?"

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

@Sparklefan1234
I was in canterlot during the invasion of the storm king
it was a bummer, but then i got to hear songbird sing

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Are you some sort of rapper?

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

@Lucid_Nightlight
Then let me try and write some Rap.
like ponyvile who tries winter to wrap
i do all that myself for everfree
always in time it is of winter free
how can so many ponies take so long
i know i'm awesome but that just seems wrong
to leave the competition quite so far behind
they screw eachother's work as if they're blind
i hope that this your question answers
to form my crew i'll need some hip hop dancers

[derpyluver 109]

do you have a tv

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

There isn't any signal where i live.

so a tv would not have news to give